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 ===SCO Unix===
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+*'''Name:''' SCO Unix
+*'''aka:''' OpenServer, OpenDesktop
+*'''Debut:''' 1989
+*'''Height:''' 163 cm (5'4")
+*'''Weight:''' 56 kg (120 lb)
+*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
+*'''Hair:''' Blue
+*'''Quick Facts:'''
+**-Daughter of Xenix, although the two never knew each other very well.
+**-Her mother's absence fighting in the Unix Wars and subsequent death are believed to have negatively affected her already demanding personality.
+**-Was always a treacherous and suspicious person, in recent years has morphed into a paranoid-delusional.
+**-Sue-happy, she chooses to hassle enemies with frivolous lawsuits and legal threats.
+**-Mistrusts of the Linux-tans above all others, she has been in several failed alliances with their kind.
+**-Believes that GNU/Linux is a secret illegitimate blood-relative of the Unix family.
+**-Rivalrous with her step-sister, UnixWare, as well as GNU/Linux, RedHat Linux, SuSE and the IBM Unixes.
+**-Believes herself to be the true heir to Unix-sama (and thus, guardian of her bloodline and name).
+**-Was humiliated in battle when UnixWare defeated her, losing the honour of protector of the Unix name to her.
+**-Faces financial woes, but still manages to maintain a relatively strong position in the server market.
+**-Sympathetic to the Windows-tans.
+**-Dresses in plain, businesslike clothing, has short blue hair and oval glasses.
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