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===Red Hat Linux=== | ===Red Hat Linux=== | ||
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*'''Name:''' Red Hat Linux-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' Red Hat Enterprise Linux | |||
*'''Debut:''' 1994 (Red Hat), 2003 (Red Hat Enterprise) | |||
*'''Height:''' 164 cm (~5'4.5") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' red | |||
*'''Hair:''' dark red | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**-One of GNU/Linux's eldest daughters. | |||
**-Used to be quiet and timid, but since her new lease on life in 2003, she has become a powerful and confident businesswoman. | |||
**-Still a follower of GNU/Linux's ideals, but has done some questionable business moves, such as adopting eCOS, only to fire her caregivers and destroy her house. | |||
**-Became the businesswoman she did so her younger sister Fedora could have a better role model to live up to than her former self. | |||
**-One of SCO Unix's sworn enemies. | |||
**-Has several descendants of her own, including Mandriva, PCLOS and SAM. | |||
**-Teams up with Fedora on spy missions. | |||
**-Carries a suitcase at nearly all times. | |||
**-Has short red hair with highlights, wears a red fedora, a grey+red business suit, along with a trenchcoat when on missions. | |||
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===Slackware=== | ===Slackware=== | ||
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*'''Name:''' Slackware Linux-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' formerly known as "Softlanding Linux System", "SLS" | |||
*'''Debut:''' 1992 (as SLS), 1993 (as Slackware) | |||
*'''Height:''' 168 cm (5'6") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Brown | |||
*'''Hair:''' Brown | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**-One of the eldest of Linux's children. | |||
**-A mechanical whiz. | |||
**-Has a blunt, no-nonsense personality that many people mistake for unfriendliness. | |||
**-Generally competent, but has been known to lapse into moments of mania. | |||
**-Feels an affinity for Unix culture and fastidiously follows the tenets of Unix Philosophy. | |||
**-Is rather enamored with the Unix-tans themselves (especially their leader, Bell Labs Unix) and attempts to woo them whenever she can, often with comical results. | |||
**-Wears monotone cloths, usually overalls and a toolbelt or a shirt, tie and slacks; keeps her hair in a ponytail or braid and smokes a pipe. | |||
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===Solaris=== | ===Solaris=== | ||
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===Sorcerer Linux=== | ===Sorcerer Linux=== | ||
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*'''Name:''' Sorcerer Linux-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' | |||
*'''Debut:''' 2001 | |||
*'''Height:''' 180 cm (5'11") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Green | |||
*'''Hair:''' Grey | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**-Is easy-going and devoted to sorcery, which she teaches, but towards her students she is strict and even at times unrelenting. | |||
**-Is also a skilled healer. | |||
**-Expects a lot from her students, is an advanced distribution. | |||
**-Has a crystal ball and a collection of spell books. | |||
**-Mother of Lunar Linux and Source Mage. | |||
**-Didn't take motherhood well, had conflicts with both of her daughters since they were created. | |||
**-Moved away, but her body got destroyed in an accident, and her soul was transferred to a new body. | |||
**-Regrets being so harsh towards them, but felt it was necessary since she felt they'd be better off as wanderers than follow in her footsteps. | |||
**-Has long grey hair, wears a witch hat and black cloak over a blue+grey dress with green leggings and silver boots. | |||
**-Wears a gnu horn necklace. | |||
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