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===Windows 2000===
===Windows 2000===
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*'''Name:''' Windows 2000-tan
*'''aka:''' 2000 Professional, 2k-tan, Win2K, NT 5.0
*'''Debut:''' 2/18/2000
*'''Height:''' 168 cm (5'6")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Blue
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Has intelligent, professional and reserved disposition.
**- Is a world reknowned "Meganekko",
**- Keeps hair short, with cat ear-shaped hairclips and a small white bonnet with the Windows logo.
**- Dons a Windows logo-colored swimsuit underneath a blue long coat.
**- Is considered the most stable and dependable of all the present Windows Girls, although constantly fears being outperformed by the newer generations.
**- Is still the official family Domain Controller.
**- Is considered Me-tan's guardian due, but is mainly responsible for keeping ALL Windows-tans out of trouble (Me requiring the most attention).
**- Is perhaps the most aware of the "outside" world due to her position, but generally keeps this to herself so as not to disrupt the peace.
**- Dislikes being outclassed, so prefers to avoid contact with higher-end OS-tans.


===Windows ME===
===Windows ME===
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*'''Name:''' Windows ME-tan
*'''aka:''' Millennium Edition, Emmui-tan
*'''Debut:''' 9/14/2000
*'''Height:''' 153 cm (5'0")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Green
*'''Hair:''' Green
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Has cheery and cutesy disposition.
**- Has long and unusually-strong cowlick.
**- Keeps hair in long braided pigtails.
**- Dons a maid outfit with an error icon badge.
**- Freezes constantly and is generally considered least reliable Windows OS.
**- Is a certified klutz.
**- Is the second most prolific scallion user before Linspire-tan.
**- Is much sought after by OS9-kun.
**- Loves rollcake.


===Windows XP Professional===
===Windows XP Professional===
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*'''Name:''' XP Professional-tan
*'''aka:''' XP, XP Pro, Windows Experience, Whistler, Saseko, Pekepi
*'''Debut:''' 10/25/2001
*'''Height:''' 171 cm (5'7")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Black
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Has friendly, energetic and youthful disposition.
**- Has exceedingly large breasts due to her bloated size and memory consumption.
**- Keeps hair long, and wears a ribbon shaped as the "XP" logo over her left bang.
**- Dons a somewhat-skimpy blue and white uniform with a passive resemblance to a sailor uniform; the disjointed sleaves add a rare kind of beauty but are otherwise pointless.
**- Is considered the prettiest Windows-tan of all and has a massive following of fanboys (and some fangirls).
**- But is also derided as an "Activation Whore" by those who know her more closely.
**- Is the most energetic and best performing of all the Windows-tans, but feels challenged by Vista-tan in terms of performance and looks.
**- Has voracious eating habits due to her system hogging, so much so that she's considered more "glutton" than "gourmand"
**- Has recently been appointed to lead reconciliation efforts with the House of Mac, and is the first Windows-tan in the Windows Family history to work closely with a Mac-tan (OSX Tiger-san) without any (recorded) hostilities.


===Windows XP Home===
===Windows XP Home===
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*'''Name:'''
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*'''Quick Facts:'''
- Is XP Pro-tan's twin sister
- Has impulsive, antagonistic and lecherous disposition.
- Also has large breasts like her twin sister, but not nearly as unwieldly.
- Keeps hair tied up in a short ponytail, and wears "XP"-shaped hair clips over her left bang.
- Often dons a simple green sweatsuit, not fussing over her appearance as much as XP-tan.
- Is considered pretty, but not particularly approachable; fanboys must advance at their own risk.
- Is a famous hentai manga artist, and often likes to practice unique "approaches" on her own to improve her work.
- Is a tad bit of a glutton as well, but is usually too engrossed in her work to eat regularly.
- Has reliable-enough performance, but is too sloppy to compete with her sister; nevertheless, it's not beneath her to flaunt her skills with lesser Windows-tans.
- Doesn't seem to mind her borderline-incestual fascination with her younger brother Homeo.


===Windows XP Media Edition===
===Windows XP Media Edition===
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*'''Name:'''
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*'''Quick Facts:'''
- Has gentle, cheerful and oblivious disposition.
- Has ridiciously-large and unwieldy breasts, since she possessed the highest hardware requirements to date.
- Keeps hair long, topped with a maid's bonnet and ME-tan style cowlick.
- Dons a revealing green and blue hybrid between a school uniform and a maid outfit.
- Also dons an error icon badge eerily similar to ME-tan's.
- Officially XP Pro and XP Home-tan's sister, but is far more sisterly with ME-tan and spends the most time with her.
- Not a clutz or a system wreck like ME-tan, but is fairly error-prone and buggy in her own right.
- Is very knowledgeable with home electronics, but second-rate when it comes to actual computing issues.


===Windows Server 2003===
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*'''Quick Facts:'''
- Has friendly, devoted and adventerous disposition.
- Is half-human, half mackerel, and can be easily-recognized by the large fishtail behind her.
- Keeps hair long, topped with an ethernet hub in place of a bonnet.
- Dons a grey vest-style top, a short white skirt, ethernet cables for a belt, and water-tight grey leggings and boots.
- Has red bows with the Windows logo decorating her chest as well as her tail.
- Is usually a workaholic of the 2K-tan calibre and rarely has a chance to interact with non-fish Windows girls.
- But she does use her leisure time effectively, roaming both land and sea, and generally getting herself into trouble.
- Is often accompanied by other "Saba"-tans, although the latter are seen even more rarely than 2003.


==House of Mac==
==House of Mac==
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