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===Windows CE===
===Windows CE===
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*'''Name:''' Windows CE-tan
*'''aka:''' WinCE, "Wince", Windows "Consumer Electronics", Windows "Compact Edition", Windows Mobile, Pocket PC
*'''Debut:''' 11/1/1996
*'''Height:''' 29 cm (1'0")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Red
*'''Hair:''' Orange
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Has cheerful "magical girl" disposition, though becomes frightening and hysterical when angry.
**- Is a fairy, complete with wings (that she uses to actually fly) and a USB cable.
**- Keeps hair short, topped with two miniature pigtails tied with red ribbons.
**- Dons a simple pink dress, black stretch shorts and boots.
**- Is small and unassuming-enough to go largely unnoticed.
**- Is also a tad bit too self-conscious, working under the impression that no one likes her despite her massive popularity in the handheld market.
**- Considers the Sega Dreamcast to be the best console ever made.
**- While usually civil with Palm Pilot-tan, she does have an ongoing blood feud with her prominant rival PalmOS-tan.
**- Is also locked in petty disputes and the occasional serious skirmish with other portable OS-tans (such as Minix-tan), but prefers not to involve her larger relatives in these miniature conflicts.


===Windows NT Workstation===
===Windows NT Workstation===
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*'''Name:''' Windows NT Workstation-tan
*'''aka:''' NT 4.0, Inu-T
*'''Debut:''' 7/29/1996
*'''Height:''' 138 cm (4'6")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Light blue
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Has cheerful, carefree, canine disposition.
**- Has dog ears and a dog's tail, and also wears gloves and boots shaped like paws.
**- Keeps hair in a short but wild ponytail, tied with a large yellow ribbon.
**- Dons a simple blue dress, with a red dog's collar bearing the words NT.
**- Is fast and reliable performance-wise, but her dog intellect limits her ability to handle more complex tasks (such as playing human games).
**- Is considered a fine gourmand, second only to Windows XP-tan
**- Is very friendly with every Windows girl, but surprisingly close to Windows 95-tan.
**- Is not, however, universally-friendly with all OS-tans -- may either have a barking match with other canine OS-tans (particularly the Linux variety) or will chase after the feline OS-tans (such as the OSX girls).


===Windows 98===
===Windows 98===
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*'''Name:''' Windows 98-tan
*'''aka:''' "Memphis", Hacchan
*'''Debut:''' 6/25/1998
*'''Height:''' 145 cm (4'9")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Navy Blue
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Has shy and demure disposition.
**- Frequently travels with her blue-colored Mech-Box.
**- Keeps hair short, with a "98"-shaped hair clip attached to her left bang.
**- Dons a white and blue sleeveless school uniform, with gloves and a windows necktie.
**- Is a futanari.
**- Has a crush on Homeo.
**- Prefers to stick with (and "joust") with her sister, 98SE-tan.


===Windows 98SE===
===Windows 98SE===
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*'''Name:''' Windows 98SE-tan
*'''aka:''' 98 Second Edition, Secchan
*'''Debut:''' 5/5/1999
*'''Height:''' 144 cm (~4'8.5")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Grey-blue
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Shares shy and demure disposition as her sister 98-tan, but is often a little more brazen.
**- As with her sister 98-tan, she often travels with her green-colored Mech-Box.
**- Keeps hair short and topped only by a single pigtail on her left side.
**- Dons a white and green sailor school uniform, with the letters "SE" printed in the front.
**- Is not a futanari like her sister 98-tan, and in fact carries a bottle opener to brandish her disdain for such things.
**- Prefers to stick with (and "joust") with her sister, 98SE-tan.
**- Despite the small disparity in age, she's clearly the more innocent and naive of the two 98 sisters.


===Windows 2000===
===Windows 2000===
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===Macintosh System 7===
===Macintosh System 7===
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*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 7-tan
*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 7-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac System 7, "Blue", "Capone", "Pleiades"
*'''aka:''' Mac System 7, "Blue", "Capone", "Pleiades"
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**- Considers it a pet peeve that her sisters seem to relish showing visitors her baby pictures.
**- Considers it a pet peeve that her sisters seem to relish showing visitors her baby pictures.


==Wanderer Class==
===A/UX===
===Apple III===
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*'''Name:''' Apple III-tan
*'''aka:''' Apple ///, Sara
*'''Debut:''' May 1980
*'''Height:''' 163 cm (5'4")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Red
*'''Hair:''' Red-brown
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Born in 1978 (when development started), she was a cheery and proud young girl, but Apple I-tan's death sparked a series of mental breakdowns she'd later have.
**-By the time of her grand debut in 1980, her attitude worsened and became a pyromaniac.
**-Only got along with Apple I and II. Tried to improve herself (without much success) and left the family in 1984.
**-Lives with her followers on a remote island and observatory.
**-Has huge ambitions and the desire for self-redemption.
**-Used to dislike the Mac-tans, but became proud of them after hearing of their remarkable recovery efforts after the OS Wars.
**-But being a failure, she was for a long time too ashamed to ever see her relatives again.
**-Is friends with SAGE, GENIAC and Adam.
**-Within the past year, she has gotten enough courage to visit the Binteeji Renmei, to visit GENIAC and the Apple-tans there.
**-Wears a black jumpsuit with a cloak and boots and decorates her hair with metal hair clips.
===AROS===


==Binteeji Renmei==
===Barbie Linux===
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*'''Name:''' Barbie Linux-tan
*'''aka:''' Barbie OS
*'''Debut:''' n/a
*'''Height:''' 221 cm (7'3")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Light blue
*'''Hair:''' Blonde


==Anti$oft Coalition==
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Is the tallest living non-mainframe OS-tan.
**-Friendly, outgoing and cheerful, although blunt at times.
**-Has long blonde hair, and wears a pink+white polka-dotted minidress.
**-Fond of nearly everything cute and trendy.
**-Was a member of the Linux/Unix Consortium, but was shunned a lot by the more elitist members who derided her as a sell-out, or worse.
**-Her cheerful demeanor is often a facade, hiding a broken ego turned unstable.
**-Friends with Atari TOS, Coleco Adam, OS-9 and Mac OS9.
**-Dislikes the elite Unix-tans, is also rivals with Windows XP, Vista and 7.
**-Does not take rejection well.
**-Frequently carries a machete.
 
===Commodore VIC-20===
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*'''Name:''' Commodore VIC-20-tan
*'''aka:''' VC-20, VIC-1001, Volkscomputer, Vixen, "Victoria"
*'''Debut:''' 1980
*'''Height:''' 143 cm (4'8")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Orange
*'''Hair:''' Burgundy
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Has a prim, but formidable, appearance and demeanour.
**-Was stationed on land during her days in the Commodore military, unlike her naval-oriented sisters.
**-Wields a M1903 Springfield rifle with bayonet.
**-Wears her old military tunic, coat and brodie helmet, but with more the recent --and feminine-- additions of a skirt, lace-trimmed knee-high socks and mismatched shoes.
**-Has a cynical and acerbic attitude.
**-Has traveled the world since Commodore's downfall.
**-Yearns to be a part of the modern world but refuses to let go of the past.
**-Constantly laments the loss of her company and heritage.
**-May not be aware of her status as a minor cult hero within the Linux family/community.
**-Physically young, has long, wavy hair and keen eyes.
 
===SAGE===
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*'''Name:''' SAGE-tan
*'''aka:''' Semi-Automatic Ground Environment, "Gina"
*'''Debut:''' 1959
*'''Height:''' 162 cm (~5'4")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue w/ yellow highlights
*'''Hair:''' Brown
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Born at Lincoln Labs in 1953, is the daughter of Whirlwind.
**-Had a close relationship with her mother despite rarely being with her
**-Girlhood friends with GENIAC-chan.
**-Was self-assured and capable in early adulthood.
**-A powerful Air Force officer during the Cold War, her job was to intercept incoming enemy bombers; had a large entourage of hardwares-tans to assist her. She trained in piloting as well.
**-While powerless against ICBMs, she was kept in service from 1958 to 1983.
**-A willing servant of her country, she tried to hold onto her sense of self-worth but it slowly eroded.
**-Became increasingly jaded and psychologically-unstable; being abandoned in 1983 was her snapping point.
**-Cut off from her radar sites and assistants, she lost her vision, memories and sanity for the most part.
**-Lives as a drifter and often inhabits her old radar sites.
**-Psychotic and paranoid, she deals with loneliness and bouts of violence.
**-Hates most smaller-scale OS-tans, but none so much as Unix
**-Birds seem attracted to her but she hates them.
**-Lapses into moments of mental clarity.
**-Doesn't seem aware of the influence she's had on modern computers.
**-Short/average height, wears thick glasses and usually keeps her hair tied in a squash blossom hairstyle. Wears parts of her old uniform mixed with civilian pieces.
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