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===Windows XP Home=== | ===Windows XP Home=== | ||
[[File:Xpg.jpg ]] | [[File:Xpg.jpg ]] | ||
*'''Name:''' | *'''Name:''' Windows XP Home-tan | ||
*'''aka:''' | *'''aka:''' XP Home, Homeko | ||
*'''Debut:''' | *'''Debut:''' 10/25/2001 | ||
*'''Height:''' | *'''Height:''' 169 cm (~5'6.5") | ||
*'''Weight:''' | *'''Weight:''' ??kg | ||
*'''Eye Color:''' | *'''Eye Color:''' Green | ||
*'''Hair:''' | *'''Hair:''' Green | ||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | *'''Quick Facts:''' | ||
- Is XP Pro-tan's twin sister | **- Is XP Pro-tan's twin sister. | ||
- Has impulsive, antagonistic and lecherous disposition. | **- Has impulsive, antagonistic and lecherous disposition. | ||
- Also has large breasts like her twin sister, but not nearly as unwieldly. | **- Also has large breasts like her twin sister, but not nearly as unwieldly. | ||
- Keeps hair tied up in a short ponytail, and wears "XP"-shaped hair clips over her left bang. | **- Keeps hair tied up in a short ponytail, and wears "XP"-shaped hair clips over her left bang. | ||
- Often dons a simple green sweatsuit, not fussing over her appearance as much as XP-tan. | **- Often dons a simple green sweatsuit, not fussing over her appearance as much as XP-tan. | ||
- Is considered pretty, but not particularly approachable; fanboys must advance at their own risk. | **- Is considered pretty, but not particularly approachable; fanboys must advance at their own risk. | ||
- Is a famous hentai manga artist, and often likes to practice unique "approaches" on her own to improve her work. | **- Is a famous hentai manga artist, and often likes to practice unique "approaches" on her own to improve her work. | ||
- Is a tad bit of a glutton as well, but is usually too engrossed in her work to eat regularly. | **- Is a tad bit of a glutton as well, but is usually too engrossed in her work to eat regularly. | ||
- Has reliable-enough performance, but is too sloppy to compete with her sister; nevertheless, it's not beneath her to flaunt her skills with lesser Windows-tans. | **- Has reliable-enough performance, but is too sloppy to compete with her sister; nevertheless, it's not beneath her to flaunt her skills with lesser Windows-tans. | ||
- Doesn't seem to mind her borderline-incestual fascination with her younger brother Homeo. | **- Doesn't seem to mind her borderline-incestual fascination with her younger brother Homeo. | ||
===Windows XP Media Edition=== | ===Windows XP Media Edition=== | ||
[[File:XPME.gif ]] | [[File:XPME.gif ]] | ||
*'''Name:''' | *'''Name:''' Windows XP Media Edition-tan | ||
*'''aka:''' | *'''aka:''' XP MCE, XP Media Center Edition, Symphony, Moseko | ||
*'''Debut:''' | *'''Debut:''' 10/12/2004 | ||
*'''Height:''' | *'''Height:''' 173 cm (5'8") | ||
*'''Weight:''' | *'''Weight:''' ??kg | ||
*'''Eye Color:''' | *'''Eye Color:''' Green | ||
*'''Hair:''' | *'''Hair:''' Green w/ blue tips | ||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | *'''Quick Facts:''' | ||
- Has gentle, cheerful and oblivious disposition. | **- Has gentle, cheerful and oblivious disposition. | ||
- Has ridiciously-large and unwieldy breasts, since she possessed the highest hardware requirements to date. | **- Has ridiciously-large and unwieldy breasts, since she possessed the highest hardware requirements to date. | ||
- Keeps hair long, topped with a maid's bonnet and ME-tan style cowlick. | **- Keeps hair long, topped with a maid's bonnet and ME-tan style cowlick. | ||
- Dons a revealing green and blue hybrid between a school uniform and a maid outfit. | **- Dons a revealing green and blue hybrid between a school uniform and a maid outfit. | ||
- Also dons an error icon badge eerily similar to ME-tan's. | **- Also dons an error icon badge eerily similar to ME-tan's. | ||
- Officially XP Pro and XP Home-tan's sister, but is far more sisterly with ME-tan and spends the most time with her. | **- Officially XP Pro and XP Home-tan's sister, but is far more sisterly with ME-tan and spends the most time with her. | ||
- Not a clutz or a system wreck like ME-tan, but is fairly error-prone and buggy in her own right. | **- Not a clutz or a system wreck like ME-tan, but is fairly error-prone and buggy in her own right. | ||
- Is very knowledgeable with home electronics, but second-rate when it comes to actual computing issues. | **- Is very knowledgeable with home electronics, but second-rate when it comes to actual computing issues. | ||
===Windows Server 2003=== | ===Windows Server 2003=== | ||
[[File:Server.jpg]] | [[File:Server.jpg]] | ||
*'''Name:''' | *'''Name:''' Windows Server 2003-tan | ||
*'''aka:''' | *'''aka:''' Windows .NET Server, "Whistler Server", "Saba" | ||
*'''Debut:''' | *'''Debut:''' 4/24/2003 | ||
*'''Height:''' | *'''Height:''' 140 cm (4'7") | ||
*'''Weight:''' | *'''Weight:''' ??kg | ||
*'''Eye Color:''' | *'''Eye Color:''' Blue-green | ||
*'''Hair:''' | *'''Hair:''' Plum | ||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | *'''Quick Facts:''' | ||
- Has friendly, devoted and adventerous disposition. | **- Has friendly, devoted and adventerous disposition. | ||
- Is half-human, half mackerel, and can be easily-recognized by the large fishtail behind her. | **- Is half-human, half mackerel, and can be easily-recognized by the large fishtail behind her. | ||
- Keeps hair long, topped with an ethernet hub in place of a bonnet. | **- Keeps hair long, topped with an ethernet hub in place of a bonnet. | ||
- Dons a grey vest-style top, a short white skirt, ethernet cables for a belt, and water-tight grey leggings and boots. | **- Dons a grey vest-style top, a short white skirt, ethernet cables for a belt, and water-tight grey leggings and boots. | ||
- Has red bows with the Windows logo decorating her chest as well as her tail. | **- Has red bows with the Windows logo decorating her chest as well as her tail. | ||
- Is usually a workaholic of the 2K-tan calibre and rarely has a chance to interact with non-fish Windows girls. | **- Is usually a workaholic of the 2K-tan calibre and rarely has a chance to interact with non-fish Windows girls. | ||
- But she does use her leisure time effectively, roaming both land and sea, and generally getting herself into trouble. | **- But she does use her leisure time effectively, roaming both land and sea, and generally getting herself into trouble. | ||
- Is often accompanied by other "Saba"-tans, although the latter are seen even more rarely than 2003. | **- Is often accompanied by other "Saba"-tans, although the latter are seen even more rarely than 2003. | ||
==House of Mac== | ==House of Mac== | ||