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MS DOS

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  • Name: MS-DOS-tan
  • aka: Microsoft DOS, Disk Operating System
  • Debut: circa 1981
  • Height: 125 cm (4'1")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Blue
  • Hair: Dark Grey
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has shy, mousy and depressed disposition.
    • - Intelligent, but has trouble expressing herself clearly.
    • - Twin sister of PC-DOS-tan; younger sister of QDOS-tan; biological daughter of DR-DOS-tan.
    • - Keeps hair in pigtails.
    • - Dons a light-blue grade school uniform with "MS-DOS" armband and glasses.
    • - Carries around Microsoft keyboard everywhere she goes.
    • - Official engineer of the Windows Family, though diminishing demand has turned her more into an unofficial house servant.
    • - Generally found peeking around corners.
    • - Known forum lurker.
    • - Personality changes dramatically when reunited with PC-DOS-tan.

Windows 3.1

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  • Name:Windows 3.11-tan
  • aka: Windows 3.0, 3.x, Baba
  • Debut: 5/22/1990
  • Height: 137 cm (4'6")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Red
  • Hair: Grey
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has quiet, serious and cheerless disposition.
    • - Always carries or is accompanied by DOSKitty
    • - Keeps hair long and loose, tied only by a violet bow on her head.
    • - Dons a violet frilly gown with a "3.1" brooch on her collar.
    • - Keeps her smiles a rarity.
    • - Is slightly aristocratic and prefers to be referred to as "3.11-sama".
    • - Is somewhat distant with the newer Windows, preferring the company of MS-DOS, NT and 95.
    • - Has only a patchy memory of her youth and seems unable to recollect her older sister (Win 2.0) or mother (Win 1.0).

Windows NT

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  • Name: Windows NT-tan
  • aka: Windows New Technology, NT 3.1, OS/2 3.0
  • Debut: 7/27/1993
  • Height: 162 cm (~5'4")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Blue
  • Hair: Lilac
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has sweet, quiet and maternal disposition.
    • - Keeps hair in a short ponytail tied with a blue ribbon.
    • - Dons a simple pink dress.
    • - Can multitask, but is usually quite error-prone and unreliable compared to her daughters: NT Workstation, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 Server, Windows XP, etc.
    • - Was first Windows Family liason to the higher-end, non-x86 architecture hardware-tans.
    • - Helped establish her company's foothold in the server market, capitalizing on clever marketing and the weaknesses of a war-torn Unix Family.
    • - Is largely unaware that she's a clone of VMS-tan and a true biological sister to OS/2-tan.

Windows 95

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  • Name: Windows 95-tan
  • aka: 95-tan, Chicago, 95nee-chan
  • Debut: 8/24/1995
  • Height: 157 cm (5'2")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Brown
  • Hair: Brown
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has gentle and mild-mannered disposition when in a good mood, becoming aggressive and violent when not.
    • - Always carries a Katana with her and is still considered an excellent swordswoman.
    • - Keeps hair long, tied with a ribbon bearing the Windows colors.
    • - Dons a pink traditional kimono, hakama and geta, typical female college student apparel during the Japanese Meiji era.
    • - Acts much older than she actually is, never having bothered to keep up with the times.
    • - Still has enough clout and force to keep the newer generation of Windows in line.
    • - Led vanguard in Microsoft's dominance of the PC market, and is still able to summon her old battle suit.
    • - Hates Macs with a vengeance, more so now that they are staging a strong recovery.
    • - Is generally snide and arrogant with other alternative OS-tans, but knows enough not to pick a fight with everyone (e.g, the Linux distros).
    • - Aside from Windows 3.11-tan, NT and DOS, she will not comment on earlier Windows versions.

Windows CE

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  • Name: Windows CE-tan
  • aka: WinCE, "Wince", Windows "Consumer Electronics", Windows "Compact Edition", Windows Mobile, Pocket PC
  • Debut: 11/1/1996
  • Height: 29 cm (1'0")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Red
  • Hair: Orange
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has cheerful "magical girl" disposition, though becomes frightening and hysterical when angry.
    • - Is a fairy, complete with wings (that she uses to actually fly) and a USB cable.
    • - Keeps hair short, topped with two miniature pigtails tied with red ribbons.
    • - Dons a simple pink dress, black stretch shorts and boots.
    • - Is small and unassuming-enough to go largely unnoticed.
    • - Is also a tad bit too self-conscious, working under the impression that no one likes her despite her massive popularity in the handheld market.
    • - Considers the Sega Dreamcast to be the best console ever made.
    • - While usually civil with Palm Pilot-tan, she does have an ongoing blood feud with her prominant rival PalmOS-tan.
    • - Is also locked in petty disputes and the occasional serious skirmish with other portable OS-tans (such as Minix-tan), but prefers not to involve her larger relatives in these miniature conflicts.

Windows NT Workstation

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  • Name: Windows NT Workstation-tan
  • aka: NT 4.0, Inu-T
  • Debut: 7/29/1996
  • Height: 138 cm (4'6")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Blue
  • Hair: Light blue
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has cheerful, carefree, canine disposition.
    • - Has dog ears and a dog's tail, and also wears gloves and boots shaped like paws.
    • - Keeps hair in a short but wild ponytail, tied with a large yellow ribbon.
    • - Dons a simple blue dress, with a red dog's collar bearing the words NT.
    • - Is fast and reliable performance-wise, but her dog intellect limits her ability to handle more complex tasks (such as playing human games).
    • - Is considered a fine gourmand, second only to Windows XP-tan
    • - Is very friendly with every Windows girl, but surprisingly close to Windows 95-tan.
    • - Is not, however, universally-friendly with all OS-tans -- may either have a barking match with other canine OS-tans (particularly the Linux variety) or will chase after the feline OS-tans (such as the OSX girls).

Windows 98

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  • Name: Windows 98-tan
  • aka: "Memphis", Hacchan
  • Debut: 6/25/1998
  • Height: 145 cm (4'9")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Blue
  • Hair: Navy Blue
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has shy and demure disposition.
    • - Frequently travels with her blue-colored Mech-Box.
    • - Keeps hair short, with a "98"-shaped hair clip attached to her left bang.
    • - Dons a white and blue sleeveless school uniform, with gloves and a windows necktie.
    • - Is a futanari.
    • - Has a crush on Homeo.
    • - Prefers to stick with (and "joust") with her sister, 98SE-tan.

Windows 98SE

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  • Name: Windows 98SE-tan
  • aka: 98 Second Edition, Secchan
  • Debut: 5/5/1999
  • Height: 144 cm (~4'8.5")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Blue
  • Hair: Grey-blue
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Shares shy and demure disposition as her sister 98-tan, but is often a little more brazen.
    • - As with her sister 98-tan, she often travels with her green-colored Mech-Box.
    • - Keeps hair short and topped only by a single pigtail on her left side.
    • - Dons a white and green sailor school uniform, with the letters "SE" printed in the front.
    • - Is not a futanari like her sister 98-tan, and in fact carries a bottle opener to brandish her disdain for such things.
    • - Prefers to stick with (and "joust") with her sister, 98SE-tan.
    • - Despite the small disparity in age, she's clearly the more innocent and naive of the two 98 sisters.

Windows 2000

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  • Name: Windows 2000-tan
  • aka: 2000 Professional, 2k-tan, Win2K, NT 5.0
  • Debut: 2/18/2000
  • Height: 168 cm (5'6")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Blue
  • Hair: Blue
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has intelligent, professional and reserved disposition.
    • - Is a world reknowned "Meganekko",
    • - Keeps hair short, with cat ear-shaped hairclips and a small white bonnet with the Windows logo.
    • - Dons a Windows logo-colored swimsuit underneath a blue long coat.
    • - Is considered the most stable and dependable of all the present Windows Girls, although constantly fears being outperformed by the newer generations.
    • - Is still the official family Domain Controller.
    • - Is considered Me-tan's guardian due, but is mainly responsible for keeping ALL Windows-tans out of trouble (Me requiring the most attention).
    • - Is perhaps the most aware of the "outside" world due to her position, but generally keeps this to herself so as not to disrupt the peace.
    • - Dislikes being outclassed, so prefers to avoid contact with higher-end OS-tans.

Windows ME

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  • Name: Windows ME-tan
  • aka: Millennium Edition, Emmui-tan
  • Debut: 9/14/2000
  • Height: 153 cm (5'0")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Green
  • Hair: Green
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has cheery and cutesy disposition.
    • - Has long and unusually-strong cowlick.
    • - Keeps hair in long braided pigtails.
    • - Dons a maid outfit with an error icon badge.
    • - Freezes constantly and is generally considered least reliable Windows OS.
    • - Is a certified klutz.
    • - Is the second most prolific scallion user before Linspire-tan.
    • - Is much sought after by OS9-kun.
    • - Loves rollcake.

Windows XP Professional

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  • Name: XP Professional-tan
  • aka: XP, XP Pro, Windows Experience, Whistler, Saseko, Pekepi
  • Debut: 10/25/2001
  • Height: 171 cm (5'7")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Blue
  • Hair: Black
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has friendly, energetic and youthful disposition.
    • - Has exceedingly large breasts due to her bloated size and memory consumption.
    • - Keeps hair long, and wears a ribbon shaped as the "XP" logo over her left bang.
    • - Dons a somewhat-skimpy blue and white uniform with a passive resemblance to a sailor uniform; the disjointed sleaves add a rare kind of beauty but are otherwise pointless.
    • - Is considered the prettiest Windows-tan of all and has a massive following of fanboys (and some fangirls).
    • - But is also derided as an "Activation Whore" by those who know her more closely.
    • - Is the most energetic and best performing of all the Windows-tans, but feels challenged by Vista-tan in terms of performance and looks.
    • - Has voracious eating habits due to her system hogging, so much so that she's considered more "glutton" than "gourmand"
    • - Has recently been appointed to lead reconciliation efforts with the House of Mac, and is the first Windows-tan in the Windows Family history to work closely with a Mac-tan (OSX Tiger-san) without any (recorded) hostilities.

Windows XP Home

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  • Name: Windows XP Home-tan
  • aka: XP Home, Homeko
  • Debut: 10/25/2001
  • Height: 169 cm (~5'6.5")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Green
  • Hair: Green
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Is XP Pro-tan's twin sister.
    • - Has impulsive, antagonistic and lecherous disposition.
    • - Also has large breasts like her twin sister, but not nearly as unwieldly.
    • - Keeps hair tied up in a short ponytail, and wears "XP"-shaped hair clips over her left bang.
    • - Often dons a simple green sweatsuit, not fussing over her appearance as much as XP-tan.
    • - Is considered pretty, but not particularly approachable; fanboys must advance at their own risk.
    • - Is a famous hentai manga artist, and often likes to practice unique "approaches" on her own to improve her work.
    • - Is a tad bit of a glutton as well, but is usually too engrossed in her work to eat regularly.
    • - Has reliable-enough performance, but is too sloppy to compete with her sister; nevertheless, it's not beneath her to flaunt her skills with lesser Windows-tans.
    • - Doesn't seem to mind her borderline-incestual fascination with her younger brother Homeo.

Windows XP Media Edition

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  • Name: Windows XP Media Edition-tan
  • aka: XP MCE, XP Media Center Edition, Symphony, Moseko
  • Debut: 10/12/2004
  • Height: 173 cm (5'8")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Green
  • Hair: Green w/ blue tips
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has gentle, cheerful and oblivious disposition.
    • - Has ridiciously-large and unwieldy breasts, since she possessed the highest hardware requirements to date.
    • - Keeps hair long, topped with a maid's bonnet and ME-tan style cowlick.
    • - Dons a revealing green and blue hybrid between a school uniform and a maid outfit.
    • - Also dons an error icon badge eerily similar to ME-tan's.
    • - Officially XP Pro and XP Home-tan's sister, but is far more sisterly with ME-tan and spends the most time with her.
    • - Not a clutz or a system wreck like ME-tan, but is fairly error-prone and buggy in her own right.
    • - Is very knowledgeable with home electronics, but second-rate when it comes to actual computing issues.

Windows Server 2003

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  • Name: Windows Server 2003-tan
  • aka: Windows .NET Server, "Whistler Server", "Saba"
  • Debut: 4/24/2003
  • Height: 140 cm (4'7")
  • Weight: ??kg
  • Eye Color: Blue-green
  • Hair: Plum
  • Quick Facts:
    • - Has friendly, devoted and adventerous disposition.
    • - Is half-human, half mackerel, and can be easily-recognized by the large fishtail behind her.
    • - Keeps hair long, topped with an ethernet hub in place of a bonnet.
    • - Dons a grey vest-style top, a short white skirt, ethernet cables for a belt, and water-tight grey leggings and boots.
    • - Has red bows with the Windows logo decorating her chest as well as her tail.
    • - Is usually a workaholic of the 2K-tan calibre and rarely has a chance to interact with non-fish Windows girls.
    • - But she does use her leisure time effectively, roaming both land and sea, and generally getting herself into trouble.
    • - Is often accompanied by other "Saba"-tans, although the latter are seen even more rarely than 2003.
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