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===Windows CE=== | ===Windows CE=== | ||
[[File: WCE.jpg ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Windows CE-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' WinCE, "Wince", Windows "Consumer Electronics", Windows "Compact Edition", Windows Mobile, Pocket PC | |||
*'''Debut:''' 11/1/1996 | |||
*'''Height:''' 29 cm (1'0") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Red | |||
*'''Hair:''' Orange | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**- Has cheerful "magical girl" disposition, though becomes frightening and hysterical when angry. | |||
**- Is a fairy, complete with wings (that she uses to actually fly) and a USB cable. | |||
**- Keeps hair short, topped with two miniature pigtails tied with red ribbons. | |||
**- Dons a simple pink dress, black stretch shorts and boots. | |||
**- Is small and unassuming-enough to go largely unnoticed. | |||
**- Is also a tad bit too self-conscious, working under the impression that no one likes her despite her massive popularity in the handheld market. | |||
**- Considers the Sega Dreamcast to be the best console ever made. | |||
**- While usually civil with Palm Pilot-tan, she does have an ongoing blood feud with her prominant rival PalmOS-tan. | |||
**- Is also locked in petty disputes and the occasional serious skirmish with other portable OS-tans (such as Minix-tan), but prefers not to involve her larger relatives in these miniature conflicts. | |||
===Windows NT Workstation=== | ===Windows NT Workstation=== | ||
[[File: INU-tan.gif ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Windows NT Workstation-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' NT 4.0, Inu-T | |||
*'''Debut:''' 7/29/1996 | |||
*'''Height:''' 138 cm (4'6") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue | |||
*'''Hair:''' Light blue | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**- Has cheerful, carefree, canine disposition. | |||
**- Has dog ears and a dog's tail, and also wears gloves and boots shaped like paws. | |||
**- Keeps hair in a short but wild ponytail, tied with a large yellow ribbon. | |||
**- Dons a simple blue dress, with a red dog's collar bearing the words NT. | |||
**- Is fast and reliable performance-wise, but her dog intellect limits her ability to handle more complex tasks (such as playing human games). | |||
**- Is considered a fine gourmand, second only to Windows XP-tan | |||
**- Is very friendly with every Windows girl, but surprisingly close to Windows 95-tan. | |||
**- Is not, however, universally-friendly with all OS-tans -- may either have a barking match with other canine OS-tans (particularly the Linux variety) or will chase after the feline OS-tans (such as the OSX girls). | |||
===Windows 98=== | ===Windows 98=== | ||
[[File:W98.jpg ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Windows 98-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' "Memphis", Hacchan | |||
*'''Debut:''' 6/25/1998 | |||
*'''Height:''' 145 cm (4'9") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue | |||
*'''Hair:''' Navy Blue | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**- Has shy and demure disposition. | |||
**- Frequently travels with her blue-colored Mech-Box. | |||
**- Keeps hair short, with a "98"-shaped hair clip attached to her left bang. | |||
**- Dons a white and blue sleeveless school uniform, with gloves and a windows necktie. | |||
**- Is a futanari. | |||
**- Has a crush on Homeo. | |||
**- Prefers to stick with (and "joust") with her sister, 98SE-tan. | |||
===Windows 98SE=== | ===Windows 98SE=== | ||
[[File:98se.jpg ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Windows 98SE-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' 98 Second Edition, Secchan | |||
*'''Debut:''' 5/5/1999 | |||
*'''Height:''' 144 cm (~4'8.5") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue | |||
*'''Hair:''' Grey-blue | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**- Shares shy and demure disposition as her sister 98-tan, but is often a little more brazen. | |||
**- As with her sister 98-tan, she often travels with her green-colored Mech-Box. | |||
**- Keeps hair short and topped only by a single pigtail on her left side. | |||
**- Dons a white and green sailor school uniform, with the letters "SE" printed in the front. | |||
**- Is not a futanari like her sister 98-tan, and in fact carries a bottle opener to brandish her disdain for such things. | |||
**- Prefers to stick with (and "joust") with her sister, 98SE-tan. | |||
**- Despite the small disparity in age, she's clearly the more innocent and naive of the two 98 sisters. | |||
===Windows 2000=== | ===Windows 2000=== | ||
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===Macintosh System 7=== | ===Macintosh System 7=== | ||
[[File: ]] | [[File:MacOS7.gif ]] | ||
*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 7-tan | *'''Name:''' Macintosh System 7-tan | ||
*'''aka:''' Mac System 7, "Blue", "Capone", "Pleiades" | *'''aka:''' Mac System 7, "Blue", "Capone", "Pleiades" | ||
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**- Considers it a pet peeve that her sisters seem to relish showing visitors her baby pictures. | **- Considers it a pet peeve that her sisters seem to relish showing visitors her baby pictures. | ||
==Wanderer Class== | |||
===A/UX=== | |||
===Apple III=== | |||
[[File:AppleIII.png ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Apple III-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' Apple ///, Sara | |||
*'''Debut:''' May 1980 | |||
*'''Height:''' 163 cm (5'4") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Red | |||
*'''Hair:''' Red-brown | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**-Born in 1978 (when development started), she was a cheery and proud young girl, but Apple I-tan's death sparked a series of mental breakdowns she'd later have. | |||
**-By the time of her grand debut in 1980, her attitude worsened and became a pyromaniac. | |||
**-Only got along with Apple I and II. Tried to improve herself (without much success) and left the family in 1984. | |||
**-Lives with her followers on a remote island and observatory. | |||
**-Has huge ambitions and the desire for self-redemption. | |||
**-Used to dislike the Mac-tans, but became proud of them after hearing of their remarkable recovery efforts after the OS Wars. | |||
**-But being a failure, she was for a long time too ashamed to ever see her relatives again. | |||
**-Is friends with SAGE, GENIAC and Adam. | |||
**-Within the past year, she has gotten enough courage to visit the Binteeji Renmei, to visit GENIAC and the Apple-tans there. | |||
**-Wears a black jumpsuit with a cloak and boots and decorates her hair with metal hair clips. | |||
===AROS=== | |||
== | ===Barbie Linux=== | ||
[[File: ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Barbie Linux-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' Barbie OS | |||
*'''Debut:''' n/a | |||
*'''Height:''' 221 cm (7'3") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Light blue | |||
*'''Hair:''' Blonde | |||
== | *'''Quick Facts:''' | ||
**-Is the tallest living non-mainframe OS-tan. | |||
**-Friendly, outgoing and cheerful, although blunt at times. | |||
**-Has long blonde hair, and wears a pink+white polka-dotted minidress. | |||
**-Fond of nearly everything cute and trendy. | |||
**-Was a member of the Linux/Unix Consortium, but was shunned a lot by the more elitist members who derided her as a sell-out, or worse. | |||
**-Her cheerful demeanor is often a facade, hiding a broken ego turned unstable. | |||
**-Friends with Atari TOS, Coleco Adam, OS-9 and Mac OS9. | |||
**-Dislikes the elite Unix-tans, is also rivals with Windows XP, Vista and 7. | |||
**-Does not take rejection well. | |||
**-Frequently carries a machete. | |||
===Commodore VIC-20=== | |||
[[File: ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Commodore VIC-20-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' VC-20, VIC-1001, Volkscomputer, Vixen, "Victoria" | |||
*'''Debut:''' 1980 | |||
*'''Height:''' 143 cm (4'8") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Orange | |||
*'''Hair:''' Burgundy | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**-Has a prim, but formidable, appearance and demeanour. | |||
**-Was stationed on land during her days in the Commodore military, unlike her naval-oriented sisters. | |||
**-Wields a M1903 Springfield rifle with bayonet. | |||
**-Wears her old military tunic, coat and brodie helmet, but with more the recent --and feminine-- additions of a skirt, lace-trimmed knee-high socks and mismatched shoes. | |||
**-Has a cynical and acerbic attitude. | |||
**-Has traveled the world since Commodore's downfall. | |||
**-Yearns to be a part of the modern world but refuses to let go of the past. | |||
**-Constantly laments the loss of her company and heritage. | |||
**-May not be aware of her status as a minor cult hero within the Linux family/community. | |||
**-Physically young, has long, wavy hair and keen eyes. | |||
===SAGE=== | |||
[[File: ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' SAGE-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' Semi-Automatic Ground Environment, "Gina" | |||
*'''Debut:''' 1959 | |||
*'''Height:''' 162 cm (~5'4") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue w/ yellow highlights | |||
*'''Hair:''' Brown | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**-Born at Lincoln Labs in 1953, is the daughter of Whirlwind. | |||
**-Had a close relationship with her mother despite rarely being with her | |||
**-Girlhood friends with GENIAC-chan. | |||
**-Was self-assured and capable in early adulthood. | |||
**-A powerful Air Force officer during the Cold War, her job was to intercept incoming enemy bombers; had a large entourage of hardwares-tans to assist her. She trained in piloting as well. | |||
**-While powerless against ICBMs, she was kept in service from 1958 to 1983. | |||
**-A willing servant of her country, she tried to hold onto her sense of self-worth but it slowly eroded. | |||
**-Became increasingly jaded and psychologically-unstable; being abandoned in 1983 was her snapping point. | |||
**-Cut off from her radar sites and assistants, she lost her vision, memories and sanity for the most part. | |||
**-Lives as a drifter and often inhabits her old radar sites. | |||
**-Psychotic and paranoid, she deals with loneliness and bouts of violence. | |||
**-Hates most smaller-scale OS-tans, but none so much as Unix | |||
**-Birds seem attracted to her but she hates them. | |||
**-Lapses into moments of mental clarity. | |||
**-Doesn't seem aware of the influence she's had on modern computers. | |||
**-Short/average height, wears thick glasses and usually keeps her hair tied in a squash blossom hairstyle. Wears parts of her old uniform mixed with civilian pieces. |
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