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**-Created at Bell Labs, Unix is the 'biological daughter' of Multics, but her caregiver and teacher was GECOS. | **-Created at Bell Labs, Unix is the 'biological daughter' of Multics, but her caregiver and teacher was GECOS. | ||
**- | **-Practiced what many consider an early version of open sorcery. | ||
**-Initiated a ruthless takeover of the mainframe and minicomputer (and later workstation) markets. | **-Initiated a ruthless takeover of the mainframe and minicomputer (and later workstation) markets. | ||
**-The ultimate ancestor of all Unices --genetically, in the case of true Unices; conceptually, for Unix-likes--. | **-The ultimate ancestor of all Unices --genetically, in the case of true Unices; conceptually, for Unix-likes--. | ||
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**-The most successful Open | **-The most successful Open Sorcerer and Unix-like. | ||
**-Born in Finland in 1991, was turned over to Minix-sensei for tutoring at a young age. | **-Born in Finland in 1991, was turned over to Minix-sensei for tutoring at a young age. | ||
**-Effectively homeless, she traveled extensively throughout her youth; an experience that shaped her personality and worldview. | **-Effectively homeless, she traveled extensively throughout her youth; an experience that shaped her personality and worldview. | ||
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===AIX=== | ===AIX=== | ||
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*'''Name:''' AIX-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' | |||
*'''Debut:''' 1986 | |||
*'''Height:''' ??? cm | |||
*'''Weight:''' ?? kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:'''? | |||
*'''Hair:''' Dark green w/ lighter green streaks | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**-Has an analytical no-nonsense mind (AIX is optimized for IBM'S DB2 database) | |||
**-Highly security-oriented. (has very strict security options) | |||
**-Is cautious towards others, but mistaken for paranoid. | |||
**-Helpful to those she trusts. | |||
**-Admires Multics, and strongly takes after her. | |||
**-Good friends with OS400/IBM i-tan and Linux (OS400 can run natively on POWER hardware, and IBM propagates Linux for POWER) | |||
**-Extremely powerful, operates really large computers. | |||
**-Can multiply herself (AIX's ability to create WPARS and LPARS) | |||
**-Has close ties to the US government (all over AIX are special instructions for government use) | |||
**-Mainly wears business suits, and has a POWER tattoo. | |||
**-Has abandoned her 32-bit roots lately (AIX runs only on 64-bit CPUS since version 6.1) | |||
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**-Used to be a bright eyed and eager to learn young student known for her speed and accuracy for completing tasks. | **-Used to be a bright eyed and eager to learn young student known for her speed and accuracy for completing tasks. | ||
**-Never really made a comeback after her stay in hospital in the late 70's. | **-Never really made a comeback after her stay in hospital in the late 70's. | ||
**-Despite her skills and potential, since the 70's has been incredibly lazy with a | **-Despite her skills and potential, since the 70's has been incredibly lazy with a tendency to slack off at work, and feels she doesn't matter any more. | ||
**-Has been attending school since 1951. If pressed, claims vaguely to be majoring in music and physics or biology. | **-Has been attending school since 1951. If pressed, claims vaguely to be majoring in music and physics or biology. | ||
**-Terrified of fire and explosions. | **-Terrified of fire and explosions. | ||
**-Has a HUGE family, the only for sure living siblings are her twin ORDVAC, SMIL and BESM-san. | **-Has a HUGE family, the only for sure living siblings are her twin ORDVAC, SMIL and BESM-san. | ||
**-Is one of the few | **-Is one of the few surviving Neumannists, although she has lapsed in practice | ||
**-Associated with Linux-tan these days. (Trusted ILLIAC is a Linux cluster) | **-Associated with Linux-tan these days. (Trusted ILLIAC is a Linux cluster) | ||
**-Currently her | **-Currently her adviser is trying to encourage her to regain her old focus. (ILLIAC VI is under construction) | ||
**-Her long association with the school cause her to occasionally forget things have changed around campus. | **-Her long association with the school cause her to occasionally forget things have changed around campus. | ||
**-Wears round glasses, has messy hair, and dresses casually, mainly in sweatshirts, jeans and skirts. | **-Wears round glasses, has messy hair, and dresses casually, mainly in sweatshirts, jeans and skirts. | ||
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**-Wants to befriend the Windows Family and the LUC alike, but is an outcast by both factions. | **-Wants to befriend the Windows Family and the LUC alike, but is an outcast by both factions. | ||
**-Friends with Linspire and Freespire, fellow Windows fangirls and outcasts. | **-Friends with Linspire and Freespire, fellow Windows fangirls and outcasts. | ||
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===Lubuntu=== | |||
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*'''Name:''' Lubuntu-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' "Lulu-chan" | |||
*'''Debut:''' unknown | |||
*'''Height:''' 163 cm (5'4") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ?? kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Amber | |||
*'''Hair:''' Black | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**-Friendly, modern and vibrant. | |||
**-An Ubuntu-wannabe. | |||
**-Borrows a lot, but still considers herself independent. | |||
**-Resourceful and optimistic, able to run on bare-bones systems. | |||
**-Knowledgeable (comes equipped with a lot of programs) | |||
**-Has black hair done up in ringlets. | |||
**-Wears a navy-colored sailor-style dress with a Lubuntu logo and bow in front. | |||
**-Gets upset when people comment on how she looks like a 1940's cartoon character. | |||
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