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Deceased OS-tans
AMIX
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Apple I
- Name: Apple I-tan
- aka: "Apple-1", "Apple 1-okaasama"
- Debut: 4/1/1976
- Height: 150 cm (4'11")
- Weight: ?? kg
- Eye Color: Green
- Hair: Brown
- Quick Facts:
- -The de-facto mother figure of the whole Apple Family and its branches.
- -A young hippie woman with a penchant for crafts, especially woodworking.
- -Wears a patchy red+orange dress with a white sash, wooden jewelry and wooden shoes.
- -Has a sweet, maternal and optimistic disposition, though was also somewhat of a prankster in her youth.
- -Wanted to spend quality time with all of her daughters, although her health began to decline in '78.
- -Lived to see Apple II, Apple III and Lisa, but died shortly after Mac System 1 was born. (development on the Mac started in late '79)
- -Spent most of her time with Apple II to teach her the things that will ensure a better future for her and her sisters.
- -Was last seen by Lisa in her final moments, and apologized to her for not being able to spend much time with her before passing away.
- -Her body is preserved and kept in a mausoleum whose location and existence is only known to Lisa.
- -Was childhood friends with Altair.
ARX
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AVIDAC
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BESK
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BESYS
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- Name: BESYS-tan
- aka: Bell Operating System
- Debut: 1957
- Died: unknown
- Height: 166 cm (~5'5.5")
- Weight: ?? kg
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair: Dark blue
- Quick Facts:
- -Daughter of GMOS, half-sister to UMES and IBSYS.
- -Had many jobs
- -Loves to sing, might have been the OS for the Daisy Bell computer.
- -Her claim is disputed with IBSYS-tan.
- -Hard to get along with (no technical support)
- -influenced Multics' creation, and felt resentful for being 'replaced'.
- -Wore jewelry with bells in them, and dresses with floral accessories.
BOS/360
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- Name: BOS/360-tan
- aka: "Basic Operating System/360"
- Clan: IBM (System/360 branch)
- Debut: 1965
- Died: unknown
- Height: 146 cm (~4'9.5")
- Weight: 36 kg (80 lb)
- Eye Color: Grey
- Hair: Dark grey
- Quick Facts:
- -First OS for the System/360, and the oldest of the System/360 OS-tans.
- -A bit awkward with her family, had an obsession with punch cards.
- -Tended to be fatalistic, knowing that she was born already obsolete, to be quickly superseded by DOS/360.
- -Was borderline suicidal.
- -Mentor to DOS/360, not really fond of OS/360 but tolerated her.
- -Judged unfit for active duty, being physically weak, instead primarily worked in operations.
- -Was nevertheless proud of being an IBM-tan.
- -Physically thin, wore a hat and coat over her punch card-patterned gown.
BTSS
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BUIC
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- Name: BUIC-san
- aka: Backup Interceptor, "Becca"
- Debut: 1971
- Died: 1983
- Height: 155 cm (5'1")
- Weight: 47 kg (105 lb)
- Eye Color: Blue w/ gold highlights
- Hair: Red
- Quick Facts:
- -SAGE's daughter.
- -A fill-in for SAGE, she was prevented from being with her mother for reasons of operational security.
- -The two had a loving relationship otherwise and often corresponded by letter.
- -As spirited as her mum but rather unmotivated.
- -Not as formal as SAGE, and quicker to show displays of emotion.
- -Prone to boredom.
- -Spends her extensive free time tinkering with spare equipment.
- -Has swift reflexes and a keen sense of observation.
- -Small, thin, typically dresses in plain Air Force fatigues, has short hair and wears metal barrettes.
- -Died in 1983.
CAOS
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CDC MASTER
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CSIRAC
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CTOS
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- Name: Convergent Technologies OS-tan
- aka: "CTOS", "BTOS", "STARSYS"
- Debut: late 70's/early 80's
- Died: unknown
- Height: 167 cm (~5'6")
- Weight: 58 kg (128 lb)
- Eye Color: Green
- Hair: Blonde
- Quick Facts:
- -Worked for several government and military organizations, most notably the Coast Guard.
- -Native of Convergent Technologies, but also an honourary Bull-tan (that's GECOS-tan's current corporation, was one of Multics-sama's) and Burroughs-tan.
- -Friendly with Windows NT-tan (CTOS workstations also supported WNT).
- -Loves rats, keeps some as pets.
- -Supposedly the third most used workstation OS in the 1980s.
- -Physically a young woman wearing boxy haircut/dress style.
- -Likes to dress in military-style uniforms.
- -Is deceased, but maintains a rather strong following.
CTSS
- Name: CTSS-san
- aka: "Compatible Timesharing System", "Tess"
- Clan: MIT
- Debut: 1961
- Died: 1973
- Height: 168 cm (5'6")
- Weight: 56 kg (123 lb)
- Eye Color: Red-brown
- Hair: Dark red
- Quick Facts:
- -Served as a teacher and trained several young OS-tans during her life at MIT.
- -The adoptive mother of Multics-sama, CTSS-tan is typically considered the ultimate ancestor of Unix.
- -Feels her greatest accomplishment in life was caring for the young (and sickly) Multics and seeing to it that she reached adulthood.
- -Also proud of her tutelage of ITS-tan and CP/CMS-tan.
- -Considerably less grandiloquent than her daughter, CTSS is sometimes mistaken to be a simple or dull personality-- something compounded by her emotionless demeanor.
- -Is distant toward most people and OS-tans, at least those who aren't close friends or her student.
- -A sinophile, she enjoys dressing in Chinese-inspired clothing and partaking in Chinese cultural activities.
- -A daughter of Whirlwind-hime and sister of SAGE and PDP-1.
- -Died young, in the year 1973, on the same day as Whirlwind.
CYCLONE
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DOS-11
- Name: DOS/Batch 11-tan
- aka: DOS-11
- Clan: DEC, PDP-11 line
- Debut: 1970
- Died: circa 1974
- Height: 150 cm (4'11")
- Weight: 47 kg (104 lb)
- Eye Color: Light green
- Hair: Silver
- Quick Facts:
- -Borderline psychotic.
- -Notoriously temperamental and unpredictable, even toward her friends and users.
- -The adoptive mother of RSTS and RT-11. Claims to be RSX's mother, despite no evidence of their being related.
- -Wields a butcher knife and established the DEC-tan tradition of bladed weaponry.
- -Particularly enjoys messing with Unix-sama, with whom she has a rivalry.
- -Abusive toward RT-11, who she felt stole her userbase.
- -A bit weak and sickly, but doesn't allow her handicaps to get in her way.
- -Physically a short teenage girl, with short silver hair, glasses and a red and white schoolgirl-like uniform
- -Died sometime in the mid 1970s.
EDVAC
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EMAG III
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ENIAC
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- Name: ENIAC-sama
- aka: Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer
- Debut: ~1943-1945
- Died: 1955
- Height: 170 cm (5'7")
- Weight: 59 kg (130 lb)
- Eye Color: Grey
- Hair: Black
- Quick Facts:
- -A mathematician, employed to do work too difficult for human beings.
- -Worked for the US Army during WWII.
- -Suffers from anterograde amnesia.
- -Chronically sickly and mentally unstable, she needs an entire staff to tend to her upkeep.
- -Had an entirely female entourage.
- -Loves baubles and adorns herself with gaudy jewelry.
- -Obsessed with counting things, she's worked out a system of keeping track of her counts using rings on her fingers.
- -Uses decimal, not binary as later generations of computers would.
- -Biologically one-of-a-kind, she exerted a great deal of influence upon later computers-tans but left no actual descendants.
- -Considered EDVAC her heir.
- -Rivalrous toward Atanasoff-Berry Computer and Z3-tan.
- -Mice have been known to next in her ridiculously complex outfits.
- -Died from a lightning strike in 1955.
- -Dresses in solid black Greco-Roman-looking outfits decorated with jewels, keeps her hair tied into braids and veiled, wears delicate flip-flop type shoes.
GEORGE
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GMOS
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- Name: General Motors Operating System
- aka: GM-NAA I/0
- Debut: 1955
- Died: unknown
- Height: 167 cm (~5'6")
- Weight: ?? kg
- Eye Color: Light blue
- Hair: Light brown
- Quick Facts:
- -Older sisters were ASCC/Harvard Mark I and SSEC, but they died before she could meet them.
- -Matriarch of all later IBM-tans.
- -Mother of UMES, IBSYS and BESYS.
- -Was a queen-like figure and revered as such.
- -Had an array of assembly line workers.
- -First OS created. Considered very unusual -or even freaky- by her hardware-based contemporaries.
- -Still revered by the IBM-tans, though they don't know much, if anything about her.
- -Dresses in a mix of Elizabethan and Victorian fashions, in the GM colors.
- -Wears a tiara.
Harvard Mark I
- Name: Harvard Mark I-sama
- aka: IBM ASCC (Automatic Sequence Controlled Calculator)
- Clan: IBM (defected)
- Debut: 1944
- Died: circa 1950's
- Height: 165 cm (5'5")
- Weight: 52 kg (116 lb)
- Eye Color: Green
- Hair: Brown
- Quick Facts:
- -Born in the Old IBM Society but sent to Harvard University in her youth.
- -Has largely forgotten her short time spent at IBM.
- -Rejected her birth-name of ASCC for the title "Mark I“, along with all ties to the IBM culture.
- -Surprisingly psychologically-stable for a -tan of her time.
- -Felt lonely as the only computer-tan in her town, something that lessened when she discovered and befriended Whirlwind.
- -Intelligent and learned but perhaps a bit out-of-touch with the real world.
- -Outwardly meek and withdrawn, but warms up with familiarity.
- -A WAVES ensign, her skills were put to use by the US Navy.
- -Mother of Harvard Mark II, III and IV.
- -Suffered from empty-nest syndrome when her two eldest children were removed from her care and stationed in Virginia.
- -Somewhat rivalrous with her cousin IBM SSEC.
- -Died at an unknown date, interred at Harvard.
- -Wears Byzantine-style attire, believing herself above wearing a standard Navy uniform; ties her hair in two buns.
Harvard Mark II
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- Name: Harvard Mark II-san
- aka:
- Debut: 1947
- Died: unknown
- Height: 163 cm (5'4")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Gold
- Hair: Brown
- Quick Facts:
- -A sailor, navigator and mathematician.
- -Is adventurous, has worked for the navy.
- -Also does mechanical work, known to be crazy-prepared. (built-in hardware for several functions)
- -Carries a tool box or tool belt at all times.
- -Follows the family's traditions and philosophies (the Harvard Architecture), but also works under her own set of strange and strict rules.
- -Her rules aren't as efficient and easily worries about the smaller details, but gets the job done.
- -Usually wears her hair in pigtails, and wears an antiquated sailor-type uniform with poofy sleeves and pants.
- -Wears a black+grey polka-dotted vest.
Harvard Mark III
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- Name: Harvard Mark III-tan
- aka: ADEC
- Debut: 1949
- Died: unknown
- Height: 169 cm (~5'6.5")
- Weight: ?? kg
- Eye Color:Gold
- Hair: Brown
- Quick Facts:
- -Was the fastest computer for her time.
- -Was outpaced, and lamented her fall from that status.
- -Cheered up though with the help of her family.
- -Friendly, cheerful, scatterbrained and has a passion for playing the drums.
- -Was a naval captain, but dresses in Continental Army uniforms and wears her hair in large hair curlers.
- -Can process great amounts of information at once, yet turning a page in a book is mentally taxing to her.
Harvard Mark IV
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IBM SSEC
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- Name: IBM SSEC
- aka: Selective Sequence Electronic Calculator, "Poppa"
- Clan: IBM
- Debut: 1948
- Died:" 1952
- Height: 163 cm (5'4")
- Weight: 51 kg (113 lb)
- Eye Color: Gold
- Hair: Red
- Quick Facts:
- -A skilled astronomer.
- -Considered the most beautiful -tan of her era.
- -Kept "on display"at IBM HQ in New York City, a living testament to her company's technological might.
- -Unlike most OS-tans of that time, she relishes public attention and being in the limelight.
- -Doesn't let anyone forget that she knows Thomas Watson Sr. personally.
- -Arguably more knowledgable than her cousin, Harvard Mark I.
- -Locked in a quiet conflict with her cousin (Harvard Mark I), whom she brags about having superiority over.
- -Died 1952; she lived a short life, even by 1940s-50s standards.
- -Dresses in ornate Roman-style outfits.
IBSYS
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- Name:IBSYS-tan
- aka: SHARE
- Debut: 1959 (as SHARE OS)
- Died: unknown
- Height: 168 cm (5'6")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Light blue
- Hair: Grey
- Quick Facts:
- -Quiet and reserved.
- -UMES-tan's sister, both are direct descendants of GMOS-sama.
- -A rocket scientist.
- -Obsessed with sorting and filing things.
- -Likes to perform card tricks.
- -Dresses conservatively, wears high-collared dresses.
- -Dresses mainly in dark green and grey- the IBM 7094 colors.
Kenbak-1
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Manchester Mark I
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MANIAC
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MISTIC
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MONECS
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MUSASINO-1
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MTS
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MSOS
- aka: "Mass Storage Operating System"
NLS
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ORACLE
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Oregon State Open Shop OS
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RW-300
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- Name: Ramo-Woolridge RW-300 Realtime Executive-tan
- aka: "RW-300"
- Debut: late 1950's
- Died: unknown
- Height: ??? cm
- Weight: ?? kg
- Eye Color: Red-brown
- Hair: Dark grey
- Quick Facts:
- -Ultimate ancestor of RSX 11, OpenVMS and Windows NT-tan, and thus all modern Windows OS-tans.
- -RW-300 was employed successfully in different chemical plants, refineries and nuclear power plants.
- -Mysterious, known mostly for her work and not her personality. (little info on the OS, but it did make an impact on the industry)
- -Like her daughter and granddaughter, she's a loner.
- -A very skilled chemist, has skills bordering on alchemy. This is a two-pronged reference; both to RW-300's use in the chemical industry AND a throwback to RSX-11-tan and VMS-sama's alchemical/geomancy skills.
- -Has a foggy short-term memory in matters not pertaining to work. (Computer had a small memory capacity but that didn't diminish its usefulness). She's quick-thinking and fast on her feet (realtime OS).
- -RSX 11-tan is her daughter, though RSX 11-tan doesn't know her real heritage (having only been raised in DEC by DOS Batch 11-tan). Whether RW-300-tan knew of their relationship is unknown.
- -Has dark skin, long hair, dresses in utilitarian clothing.
SARA
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SILLIAC
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SpringOS
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SpriteOS
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Thoth
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TOS/360
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- Name: TOS/360-san
- aka: "Tape Operating System/360"
- Clan: IBM (System/360 branch)
- Debut: 1965
- Died: unknown (circa early 70's)
- Height: 162 cm (5'4")
- Weight: ?? kg
- Eye Color: Grey
- Hair: Black
- Quick Facts:
- -One of the last tape driven OSes.
- -Twin sister to BOS/360, both were quickly replaced by OS/360 as their successor.
- -Unfortunately self destructive, insane, hated everyone and everything else with a passion except OS/360, for some reason.
- -Loved magnetic tape and wrapped things in it.
- -Came across as sort of a zealot.
- -A berserker in battle with enemies of IBM, used tape driven weapons.
- -Had medium-length ruffled black hair, wore tattered clothes draped in strands of magnetic tape.
TSS/360
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- Name: TSS/360-san
- aka: "Time Sharing System/360"
- Clan: IBM (System/360 branch)
- Debut: 1967
- Died: 1971
- Height: 168 cm (5'6")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Grey
- Hair: Blonde
- Quick Facts:
- -One of the second generation System/360 sisters.
- -Didn't get along with OS/360, but still followed her orders. Treated DOS/360 like a little kid.
- -Had a superb memory.
- -The most inventive, but most fragile of the 2nd Gen sisters.
- -Experimented in open sorcery and could manifest 'virtual' familiars for battle.
- -Supposed to be the IBM-tan to do battle against Multics, but OS/360 could never bring herself to order her to.
- -Not the orator of the group, and instead spent most of her time experimenting.
- -Scheduled her day closely, and followed it.
- -Had long blonde hair and a tan, wore frilly classical gowns comparable to Multics'.
- -Was deemed too ambitious for her own good and developed a major inferiority complex. Ultimately abandoned and died in obscurity.
Tynix
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UMES
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- Name: UMES-tan
- aka: "University of Michigan Executive System"
- Debut: 1958
- Died: late 1960's
- Height: 158 cm (5'2")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair: Blonde
- Quick Facts:
- -Predecessor and older sister to MTS-tan.
- -IBSYS-tan's (twin?) sister.
- -Jealous of MTS's widespread attention and overall flashiness.
- -Otherwise good-natured, and had a subtle sense of humor.
- -An avid reader of MAD Magazine.
- -A contemporary and friend of CTSS-tan.
- -Has wavy blonde hair, wears glasses.
- -Her dresses are blue+brown, worn with a scarf and have a winter flair to them.
WAITS
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- Name: WAITS-tan
- aka: "SAIL", "Stanford Artificial Intelligence Lab"
- Debut: 1966
- Died: 1991
- Height: 168 cm (5'6")
- Weight: 57 kg (126 lb)
- Eye Color: Green
- Hair: Light brown
- Quick Facts:
- -TOPS 10-tan's estranged daughter.
- -Her eclectic personality can best be described as a mix of beatnik, bohemian and hippie.
- -A jack-of-all-trades, she showed considerable talent in the fields of mathematics, language, music and psychology.
- -Also an inventor.
- -Notable for her progressive attitude, love of fun, free love and debauchery.
- -Has an affable and people-oriented personality.
- -Friends with other free-thinking -tans of the day, like ITS-tan and Emacs-kun.
- -A Tolkien fan, she's fluent in Elvish.
- -Dresses in a colourful mix of 19th-century bohemian and 1960s hippie fashion.
WEIZAC
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Whirlwind I
- Name: Whirlwind-hime
- aka: Whirlwind I
- Debut: 1944
- Died: 1973
- Height: 170 cm (5'7")
- Weight: 61 kg (135 lb)
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair: Black
- Quick Facts:
- -A lifelong Hub resident, she speaks with a heavy Boston accent. (tending toward a Dorchester dialect)
- -An engineer by trade .
- -Originally a Naval reservist, later discharged and employed by the Air Force.
- -Harbours a vendetta against the Navy, her discharge from which she took as a personal affront.
- -Generally good-natured and genteel.
- -Been known to display an ill temper at times.
- -Played an instrumental part in the creation of two of her three children.
- -Considered creating and raising SAGE her life's motivation.
- -Work kept her away from SAGE, but the two managed to keep a good rapport.
- -Spent more time with her other children, PDP-1 and CTSS.
- -Employed and in good health until 1959.
- -Was subject to a series of experimental surgeries. (the TX-0 Project)
- -These extended her life (and led directly to PDP-1's birth), but stressed her system. Spent the next decade or so in and out of a coma.
- -Died 1973.
- -Dons ornate 19th century-style gowns (labcoats while on the job), vacuum-tube inspired jewelry, tied her long hair in braids and with ribbons. Wears glasses.
WWMCCS
- Name: WWMCCS-san
- aka: "Worldwide Military Command and Control System", "Wimex"
- Debut: 1962
- Died: 1996
- Height: 160 cm (5'3")
- Weight: ?? kg
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair: Brown
- Quick Facts:
- -Somewhat neurotic and depressed.
- -Spent most of her career unappreciated, but mentally clinging to her importance.
- -GECOS' adoptive daughter.
- -Possibly a complex about the various Secretaries of Defense.
- -Has some trouble managing data and messages, but try's as hard as she can with limited resources.
- -Feels guilty about the USS Liberty incident, and the congressional censure.
- -Gets along with most OS and hardware -tans. (The DoD used a variety of systems as part of WWMCCS)
- -Felt redeemed by her performance in Desert Shield and Desert Storm after her modernization.
- -Crushed by the 'rejection' of the SecDef to modernize her again after the Gulf War.
- -Disappeared from her DoD office sometime in 1996, hasn't been seen since, unknown if it was of her own free will.
- -Is presumed to be deceased.
- -Wears rings on each finger that allowed for data control and manipulation.
- -Missing an eye, wore an eyepatch, and appeared to be sleep-deprived.
- -Wore civilian business attire.
Xenix
- Name: Xenix-tan
- aka: Microsoft's Unix
- Debut: 1980
- Died: circa 1994
- Height: 164 cm (~5'4.5")
- Weight: ?? kg
- Eye Color: Hazel
- Hair: Teal-blue
- Quick Facts:
- -The only Unix allied with Microsoft, she was unconditionally devoted to the company.
- -Considered a traitor by her fellow Unix-tans, which led to her death.
- -Acts as a loyal custodian to the early Microsoft/IBM family -tans: Altair 8800, MS- and PCDOS, Windows 1.0, 2.0 and OS/2-tan.
- -Has a cheerless, austere personality, yet was surprisingly gentle with her charges.
- -A skillful melee fighter, she was employed as an assassin (her choice weapon being a wire garrote).
- -Retired from Microsoft and never got to see the family she loved so much grow in power and influence.
- -Felt it was her duty to fight in the Unix Wars, even at the cost of raising her daughter, SCO Unix.
- -Was sent to fight in the front lines of the war, where she was killed in action.
- -Missed by few and largely forgotten.
- -Has shoulder-length blue hair, hazel eyes, during her time at Microsoft wore a maid-like uniform and bonnet.