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===Windows 2000=== | ===Windows 2000=== | ||
[[File:Win2000.jpg ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Windows 2000-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' 2000 Professional, 2k-tan, Win2K, NT 5.0 | |||
*'''Debut:''' 2/18/2000 | |||
*'''Height:''' 168 cm (5'6") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue | |||
*'''Hair:''' Blue | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**- Has intelligent, professional and reserved disposition. | |||
**- Is a world reknowned "Meganekko", | |||
**- Keeps hair short, with cat ear-shaped hairclips and a small white bonnet with the Windows logo. | |||
**- Dons a Windows logo-colored swimsuit underneath a blue long coat. | |||
**- Is considered the most stable and dependable of all the present Windows Girls, although constantly fears being outperformed by the newer generations. | |||
**- Is still the official family Domain Controller. | |||
**- Is considered Me-tan's guardian due, but is mainly responsible for keeping ALL Windows-tans out of trouble (Me requiring the most attention). | |||
**- Is perhaps the most aware of the "outside" world due to her position, but generally keeps this to herself so as not to disrupt the peace. | |||
**- Dislikes being outclassed, so prefers to avoid contact with higher-end OS-tans. | |||
===Windows ME=== | ===Windows ME=== | ||
[[File:WMe.jpg ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Windows ME-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' Millennium Edition, Emmui-tan | |||
*'''Debut:''' 9/14/2000 | |||
*'''Height:''' 153 cm (5'0") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Green | |||
*'''Hair:''' Green | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**- Has cheery and cutesy disposition. | |||
**- Has long and unusually-strong cowlick. | |||
**- Keeps hair in long braided pigtails. | |||
**- Dons a maid outfit with an error icon badge. | |||
**- Freezes constantly and is generally considered least reliable Windows OS. | |||
**- Is a certified klutz. | |||
**- Is the second most prolific scallion user before Linspire-tan. | |||
**- Is much sought after by OS9-kun. | |||
**- Loves rollcake. | |||
===Windows XP Professional=== | ===Windows XP Professional=== | ||
[[File:XPH.jpg ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' XP Professional-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' XP, XP Pro, Windows Experience, Whistler, Saseko, Pekepi | |||
*'''Debut:''' 10/25/2001 | |||
*'''Height:''' 171 cm (5'7") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue | |||
*'''Hair:''' Black | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**- Has friendly, energetic and youthful disposition. | |||
**- Has exceedingly large breasts due to her bloated size and memory consumption. | |||
**- Keeps hair long, and wears a ribbon shaped as the "XP" logo over her left bang. | |||
**- Dons a somewhat-skimpy blue and white uniform with a passive resemblance to a sailor uniform; the disjointed sleaves add a rare kind of beauty but are otherwise pointless. | |||
**- Is considered the prettiest Windows-tan of all and has a massive following of fanboys (and some fangirls). | |||
**- But is also derided as an "Activation Whore" by those who know her more closely. | |||
**- Is the most energetic and best performing of all the Windows-tans, but feels challenged by Vista-tan in terms of performance and looks. | |||
**- Has voracious eating habits due to her system hogging, so much so that she's considered more "glutton" than "gourmand" | |||
**- Has recently been appointed to lead reconciliation efforts with the House of Mac, and is the first Windows-tan in the Windows Family history to work closely with a Mac-tan (OSX Tiger-san) without any (recorded) hostilities. | |||
===Windows XP Home=== | ===Windows XP Home=== | ||
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- Is XP Pro-tan's twin sister | |||
- Has impulsive, antagonistic and lecherous disposition. | |||
- Also has large breasts like her twin sister, but not nearly as unwieldly. | |||
- Keeps hair tied up in a short ponytail, and wears "XP"-shaped hair clips over her left bang. | |||
- Often dons a simple green sweatsuit, not fussing over her appearance as much as XP-tan. | |||
- Is considered pretty, but not particularly approachable; fanboys must advance at their own risk. | |||
- Is a famous hentai manga artist, and often likes to practice unique "approaches" on her own to improve her work. | |||
- Is a tad bit of a glutton as well, but is usually too engrossed in her work to eat regularly. | |||
- Has reliable-enough performance, but is too sloppy to compete with her sister; nevertheless, it's not beneath her to flaunt her skills with lesser Windows-tans. | |||
- Doesn't seem to mind her borderline-incestual fascination with her younger brother Homeo. | |||
===Windows XP Media Edition=== | ===Windows XP Media Edition=== | ||
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- Has gentle, cheerful and oblivious disposition. | |||
- Has ridiciously-large and unwieldy breasts, since she possessed the highest hardware requirements to date. | |||
- Keeps hair long, topped with a maid's bonnet and ME-tan style cowlick. | |||
- Dons a revealing green and blue hybrid between a school uniform and a maid outfit. | |||
- Also dons an error icon badge eerily similar to ME-tan's. | |||
- Officially XP Pro and XP Home-tan's sister, but is far more sisterly with ME-tan and spends the most time with her. | |||
- Not a clutz or a system wreck like ME-tan, but is fairly error-prone and buggy in her own right. | |||
- Is very knowledgeable with home electronics, but second-rate when it comes to actual computing issues. | |||
===Windows Server 2003=== | |||
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- Has friendly, devoted and adventerous disposition. | |||
- Is half-human, half mackerel, and can be easily-recognized by the large fishtail behind her. | |||
- Keeps hair long, topped with an ethernet hub in place of a bonnet. | |||
- Dons a grey vest-style top, a short white skirt, ethernet cables for a belt, and water-tight grey leggings and boots. | |||
- Has red bows with the Windows logo decorating her chest as well as her tail. | |||
- Is usually a workaholic of the 2K-tan calibre and rarely has a chance to interact with non-fish Windows girls. | |||
- But she does use her leisure time effectively, roaming both land and sea, and generally getting herself into trouble. | |||
- Is often accompanied by other "Saba"-tans, although the latter are seen even more rarely than 2003. | |||
==House of Mac== | ==House of Mac== |
Revision as of 21:11, 12 January 2011
Finally making a userpage if it means one less red link on this wiki. I'll work on this more later.
Currently using it as a sandbox to migrating the Annex Project bio format over for the OS-tan faction pages.
==Faction name== ===OS-tan name=== [[File: ]] *'''Name:''' *'''aka:''' *'''Debut:''' *'''Height:''' *'''Weight:''' *'''Eye Color:''' *'''Hair:''' *'''Quick Facts:''' **-fact 1 **-fact 2 **-fact 3 [[OS-tan article name | see full wiki bio]]
Windows Family
MS DOS
- Name: MS-DOS-tan
- aka: Microsoft DOS, Disk Operating System
- Debut: circa 1981
- Height: 125 cm (4'1")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair: Dark Grey
- Quick Facts:
- - Has shy, mousy and depressed disposition.
- - Intelligent, but has trouble expressing herself clearly.
- - Twin sister of PC-DOS-tan; younger sister of QDOS-tan; biological daughter of DR-DOS-tan.
- - Keeps hair in pigtails.
- - Dons a light-blue grade school uniform with "MS-DOS" armband and glasses.
- - Carries around Microsoft keyboard everywhere she goes.
- - Official engineer of the Windows Family, though diminishing demand has turned her more into an unofficial house servant.
- - Generally found peeking around corners.
- - Known forum lurker.
- - Personality changes dramatically when reunited with PC-DOS-tan.
Windows 3.1
- Name:Windows 3.11-tan
- aka: Windows 3.0, 3.x, Baba
- Debut: 5/22/1990
- Height: 137 cm (4'6")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Red
- Hair: Grey
- Quick Facts:
- - Has quiet, serious and cheerless disposition.
- - Always carries or is accompanied by DOSKitty
- - Keeps hair long and loose, tied only by a violet bow on her head.
- - Dons a violet frilly gown with a "3.1" brooch on her collar.
- - Keeps her smiles a rarity.
- - Is slightly aristocratic and prefers to be referred to as "3.11-sama".
- - Is somewhat distant with the newer Windows, preferring the company of MS-DOS, NT and 95.
- - Has only a patchy memory of her youth and seems unable to recollect her older sister (Win 2.0) or mother (Win 1.0).
Windows NT
- Name: Windows NT-tan
- aka: Windows New Technology, NT 3.1, OS/2 3.0
- Debut: 7/27/1993
- Height: 162 cm (~5'4")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair: Lilac
- Quick Facts:
- - Has sweet, quiet and maternal disposition.
- - Keeps hair in a short ponytail tied with a blue ribbon.
- - Dons a simple pink dress.
- - Can multitask, but is usually quite error-prone and unreliable compared to her daughters: NT Workstation, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 Server, Windows XP, etc.
- - Was first Windows Family liason to the higher-end, non-x86 architecture hardware-tans.
- - Helped establish her company's foothold in the server market, capitalizing on clever marketing and the weaknesses of a war-torn Unix Family.
- - Is largely unaware that she's a clone of VMS-tan and a true biological sister to OS/2-tan.
Windows 95
- Name: Windows 95-tan
- aka: 95-tan, Chicago, 95nee-chan
- Debut: 8/24/1995
- Height: 157 cm (5'2")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair: Brown
- Quick Facts:
- - Has gentle and mild-mannered disposition when in a good mood, becoming aggressive and violent when not.
- - Always carries a Katana with her and is still considered an excellent swordswoman.
- - Keeps hair long, tied with a ribbon bearing the Windows colors.
- - Dons a pink traditional kimono, hakama and geta, typical female college student apparel during the Japanese Meiji era.
- - Acts much older than she actually is, never having bothered to keep up with the times.
- - Still has enough clout and force to keep the newer generation of Windows in line.
- - Led vanguard in Microsoft's dominance of the PC market, and is still able to summon her old battle suit.
- - Hates Macs with a vengeance, more so now that they are staging a strong recovery.
- - Is generally snide and arrogant with other alternative OS-tans, but knows enough not to pick a fight with everyone (e.g, the Linux distros).
- - Aside from Windows 3.11-tan, NT and DOS, she will not comment on earlier Windows versions.
Windows CE
- Name: Windows CE-tan
- aka: WinCE, "Wince", Windows "Consumer Electronics", Windows "Compact Edition", Windows Mobile, Pocket PC
- Debut: 11/1/1996
- Height: 29 cm (1'0")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Red
- Hair: Orange
- Quick Facts:
- - Has cheerful "magical girl" disposition, though becomes frightening and hysterical when angry.
- - Is a fairy, complete with wings (that she uses to actually fly) and a USB cable.
- - Keeps hair short, topped with two miniature pigtails tied with red ribbons.
- - Dons a simple pink dress, black stretch shorts and boots.
- - Is small and unassuming-enough to go largely unnoticed.
- - Is also a tad bit too self-conscious, working under the impression that no one likes her despite her massive popularity in the handheld market.
- - Considers the Sega Dreamcast to be the best console ever made.
- - While usually civil with Palm Pilot-tan, she does have an ongoing blood feud with her prominant rival PalmOS-tan.
- - Is also locked in petty disputes and the occasional serious skirmish with other portable OS-tans (such as Minix-tan), but prefers not to involve her larger relatives in these miniature conflicts.
Windows NT Workstation
- Name: Windows NT Workstation-tan
- aka: NT 4.0, Inu-T
- Debut: 7/29/1996
- Height: 138 cm (4'6")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair: Light blue
- Quick Facts:
- - Has cheerful, carefree, canine disposition.
- - Has dog ears and a dog's tail, and also wears gloves and boots shaped like paws.
- - Keeps hair in a short but wild ponytail, tied with a large yellow ribbon.
- - Dons a simple blue dress, with a red dog's collar bearing the words NT.
- - Is fast and reliable performance-wise, but her dog intellect limits her ability to handle more complex tasks (such as playing human games).
- - Is considered a fine gourmand, second only to Windows XP-tan
- - Is very friendly with every Windows girl, but surprisingly close to Windows 95-tan.
- - Is not, however, universally-friendly with all OS-tans -- may either have a barking match with other canine OS-tans (particularly the Linux variety) or will chase after the feline OS-tans (such as the OSX girls).
Windows 98
- Name: Windows 98-tan
- aka: "Memphis", Hacchan
- Debut: 6/25/1998
- Height: 145 cm (4'9")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair: Navy Blue
- Quick Facts:
- - Has shy and demure disposition.
- - Frequently travels with her blue-colored Mech-Box.
- - Keeps hair short, with a "98"-shaped hair clip attached to her left bang.
- - Dons a white and blue sleeveless school uniform, with gloves and a windows necktie.
- - Is a futanari.
- - Has a crush on Homeo.
- - Prefers to stick with (and "joust") with her sister, 98SE-tan.
Windows 98SE
- Name: Windows 98SE-tan
- aka: 98 Second Edition, Secchan
- Debut: 5/5/1999
- Height: 144 cm (~4'8.5")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair: Grey-blue
- Quick Facts:
- - Shares shy and demure disposition as her sister 98-tan, but is often a little more brazen.
- - As with her sister 98-tan, she often travels with her green-colored Mech-Box.
- - Keeps hair short and topped only by a single pigtail on her left side.
- - Dons a white and green sailor school uniform, with the letters "SE" printed in the front.
- - Is not a futanari like her sister 98-tan, and in fact carries a bottle opener to brandish her disdain for such things.
- - Prefers to stick with (and "joust") with her sister, 98SE-tan.
- - Despite the small disparity in age, she's clearly the more innocent and naive of the two 98 sisters.
Windows 2000
- Name: Windows 2000-tan
- aka: 2000 Professional, 2k-tan, Win2K, NT 5.0
- Debut: 2/18/2000
- Height: 168 cm (5'6")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair: Blue
- Quick Facts:
- - Has intelligent, professional and reserved disposition.
- - Is a world reknowned "Meganekko",
- - Keeps hair short, with cat ear-shaped hairclips and a small white bonnet with the Windows logo.
- - Dons a Windows logo-colored swimsuit underneath a blue long coat.
- - Is considered the most stable and dependable of all the present Windows Girls, although constantly fears being outperformed by the newer generations.
- - Is still the official family Domain Controller.
- - Is considered Me-tan's guardian due, but is mainly responsible for keeping ALL Windows-tans out of trouble (Me requiring the most attention).
- - Is perhaps the most aware of the "outside" world due to her position, but generally keeps this to herself so as not to disrupt the peace.
- - Dislikes being outclassed, so prefers to avoid contact with higher-end OS-tans.
Windows ME
- Name: Windows ME-tan
- aka: Millennium Edition, Emmui-tan
- Debut: 9/14/2000
- Height: 153 cm (5'0")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Green
- Hair: Green
- Quick Facts:
- - Has cheery and cutesy disposition.
- - Has long and unusually-strong cowlick.
- - Keeps hair in long braided pigtails.
- - Dons a maid outfit with an error icon badge.
- - Freezes constantly and is generally considered least reliable Windows OS.
- - Is a certified klutz.
- - Is the second most prolific scallion user before Linspire-tan.
- - Is much sought after by OS9-kun.
- - Loves rollcake.
Windows XP Professional
- Name: XP Professional-tan
- aka: XP, XP Pro, Windows Experience, Whistler, Saseko, Pekepi
- Debut: 10/25/2001
- Height: 171 cm (5'7")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair: Black
- Quick Facts:
- - Has friendly, energetic and youthful disposition.
- - Has exceedingly large breasts due to her bloated size and memory consumption.
- - Keeps hair long, and wears a ribbon shaped as the "XP" logo over her left bang.
- - Dons a somewhat-skimpy blue and white uniform with a passive resemblance to a sailor uniform; the disjointed sleaves add a rare kind of beauty but are otherwise pointless.
- - Is considered the prettiest Windows-tan of all and has a massive following of fanboys (and some fangirls).
- - But is also derided as an "Activation Whore" by those who know her more closely.
- - Is the most energetic and best performing of all the Windows-tans, but feels challenged by Vista-tan in terms of performance and looks.
- - Has voracious eating habits due to her system hogging, so much so that she's considered more "glutton" than "gourmand"
- - Has recently been appointed to lead reconciliation efforts with the House of Mac, and is the first Windows-tan in the Windows Family history to work closely with a Mac-tan (OSX Tiger-san) without any (recorded) hostilities.
Windows XP Home
- Name:
- aka:
- Debut:
- Height:
- Weight:
- Eye Color:
- Hair:
- Quick Facts:
- Is XP Pro-tan's twin sister - Has impulsive, antagonistic and lecherous disposition. - Also has large breasts like her twin sister, but not nearly as unwieldly. - Keeps hair tied up in a short ponytail, and wears "XP"-shaped hair clips over her left bang. - Often dons a simple green sweatsuit, not fussing over her appearance as much as XP-tan. - Is considered pretty, but not particularly approachable; fanboys must advance at their own risk. - Is a famous hentai manga artist, and often likes to practice unique "approaches" on her own to improve her work. - Is a tad bit of a glutton as well, but is usually too engrossed in her work to eat regularly. - Has reliable-enough performance, but is too sloppy to compete with her sister; nevertheless, it's not beneath her to flaunt her skills with lesser Windows-tans. - Doesn't seem to mind her borderline-incestual fascination with her younger brother Homeo.
Windows XP Media Edition
- Name:
- aka:
- Debut:
- Height:
- Weight:
- Eye Color:
- Hair:
- Quick Facts:
- Has gentle, cheerful and oblivious disposition. - Has ridiciously-large and unwieldy breasts, since she possessed the highest hardware requirements to date. - Keeps hair long, topped with a maid's bonnet and ME-tan style cowlick. - Dons a revealing green and blue hybrid between a school uniform and a maid outfit. - Also dons an error icon badge eerily similar to ME-tan's. - Officially XP Pro and XP Home-tan's sister, but is far more sisterly with ME-tan and spends the most time with her. - Not a clutz or a system wreck like ME-tan, but is fairly error-prone and buggy in her own right. - Is very knowledgeable with home electronics, but second-rate when it comes to actual computing issues.
Windows Server 2003
- Name:
- aka:
- Debut:
- Height:
- Weight:
- Eye Color:
- Hair:
- Quick Facts:
- Has friendly, devoted and adventerous disposition. - Is half-human, half mackerel, and can be easily-recognized by the large fishtail behind her. - Keeps hair long, topped with an ethernet hub in place of a bonnet. - Dons a grey vest-style top, a short white skirt, ethernet cables for a belt, and water-tight grey leggings and boots. - Has red bows with the Windows logo decorating her chest as well as her tail. - Is usually a workaholic of the 2K-tan calibre and rarely has a chance to interact with non-fish Windows girls. - But she does use her leisure time effectively, roaming both land and sea, and generally getting herself into trouble. - Is often accompanied by other "Saba"-tans, although the latter are seen even more rarely than 2003.
House of Mac
Macintosh System 1
- Name: Macintosh System 1-tan
- aka: Mac System 1
- Debut: 1/24/1984
- Height: 125 cm (4'1")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Silver
- Hair: Black
- Quick Facts:
- - Is feisty, bold, charismatic straightforward and wants to be a leader, but is childish and has a one-track mind.
- - Is scatterbrained and speaks primarily in newspeak (despite the irony of being an aggressive non-conformist in her youth) because it's easier for her.
- - Is stronger than she looks and wields a hammer as her weapon of choice.
- - Still regards herself as a vigilante fighting against tyranny, even though her glory days are long behind her.
- - Had a rough upbringing before her public debut in 1984, having been forced by Lisa to be her servant.
- - Was happy to become independent and speak out against Lisa, but now feels sorry for her.
- - Means well and strives to be a mother figure to all the Mac-tans, though nearly all of them treat her as a little sister figure who needs to be cared for.
- - Considered GEM a rival and major threat back in '85 and took action against her, but has long since regretted it.
- - Has reconciled with GEM recently and the two became friends, but still has long-standing rivalries with PCDOS and Sinclair QL. Is also friends with QDOS and PDP-1.
Macintosh System 2
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- Name: Macintosh System 2-tan
- aka: Mac System 2, "Ahiru-chan"
- Debut: April 1985
- Height: 127 cm (4'2")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Silver
- Hair: Black
- Quick Facts:
- - Looks much like System 1-tan, but has two side ponytails, wears a sash, and a sleeveless dress.
- - Is observant, witty, and intelligent but desperate for attention and gets forgotten a lot.
- - Even worse is that unlike the rest of her family, she isn't a good fighter at all.
- - Appears calm at a first glance.
- - Likes to give long lectures, read classic literature and discuss philosophy.
- - Carries around a duck puppet to assist in her lectures to make them more entertaining, with varying amounts of success.
- - Despite being highly intelligent, she is misunderstood, with few believing what she says.
- - Cares for her family, but really hates that she cannot be taken seriously, and gets aggressive when ignored. Swears she will get the last laugh some day.
- - Gets along best with Apple II, Mac OS1, OSX Panther, and OSX Leopard.
Macintosh System 3
- Name: Macintosh System 3-tan
- aka: Mac System 3, "Hisca"
- Debut: 1/16/1986
- Height: 130 cm (4'3")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Silver
- Hair: Black w/ multicolor streaks
- Quick Facts:
- -Has a bubbly and cheerful disposition.
- - Loves to wear old-fashioned clothing dyed with unnaturally-vibrant colors.
- - Gets along with all her sisters, but shares the best chemistry with Mac OS4, Mac OS8, OS9, and OSX Tiger.
- - Is very cheerful, friendly and outgoing, and has great social skills.
- - Is the least stable Mac-tan, has a huge fear of bugs and is klutzy.
- - More efficient and better-organized than her predecessors but still cannot multitask.
- - A competent fighter with improvised weapons, but only able to show her skills when provoked enough, which doesn't happen easily.
- - Loves shopping and tinkering with old gadgets, though back in her youth, she introduced new technologies to the Apple Family.
- - Very fond of OS9-kun, sometimes over-protective. Because of this, she has a rivalry with Windows ME.
- - Can empathize with ME very well when they aren't feuding over OS9-kun.
Macintosh System 4
[[File: ]]
- Name: Macintosh System 4-tan
- aka: Mac System 4, "Semm"
- Debut: 3/2/1987
- Height: 132 cm (4'4")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Silver
- Hair: Black
- Quick Facts:
- - Has a cheerful and carefree disposition, but also hides an inferiority complex and is known to be fussy at times. (First Mac OS to exclude a Mac model)
- - Her inferiority complex stems from several things-she can't multitask as well as her younger sisters, introduced only one remarkable feature (MultiFinder in System 4.2), also because of her obscurity, and she felt she failed as a parent.
- - Is the adoptive mother of Mac System 5, 6 and 7.
- - Was bitter and depressed in the late 80's, after her own quick obsolescence, Mac System 5's death, Mac System 6's insanity and near-death.
- - When Mac System 7 turned out to be happy and healthy, her worries waned.
- - Is stronger than she looks, and has a surprisingly huge appetite. (4.0 excluded the original Mac 128k, 4.1 excluded the 512k)
- - Used to clash a lot with Mac System 1 over leadership, especially who would be the matriarch, and criticizing Mac System 4 for being a glutton. But now they get along very well.
- - Decorates her hair with 4 pigtails and 4 cowlicks.
- - Dons a green shirt with a red skirt, white boots and a grey denim jacket.
Macintosh System 5
[[File: ]]
- Name: Macintosh System 5-tan
- aka: "Phantom of the Macintosh"
- Debut: n/a
- Height: 163 cm (5'4")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Pink (right), silver (left)
- Hair: Purple
- note: This character represents both System Software 5 (System 4.2+Finder 6.0) and System 5.0, mainly the latter which doesn't exist.
- Quick Facts:
- - Died very young of illness, but lives on as a ghost who hangs out with either the Mac House or the Binteeji Renmei.
- - Like her older relatives, she is semi-retired.
- - Is invisible to many individuals outside of the Mac circle, but her voice can be heard.
- - Is quiet, cheerful and friendly.
- - A talented magician, fortune-teller, organ-player and trickster.
- - Wears a vaguely Victorian-style purple and white dress, black gloves, cloak, and white boots. Sometimes also wears a "Phantom Of The Opera" style mask.
- - Wields a magician wand which she uses for magic tricks and multitasking. (her wand represents Multifinder, which was an add-on in System Software 5/System 4.2)
- - Closest friends are Mac System 4 and 6, and is said to have met the ghost of Apple I.
Macintosh System 6
[[File: ]]
- Name: Macintosh System 6-tan
- aka: Mac System 6.0.x, "Antares", "Big Deal", "Six Pack", "Terminator"
- Debut: 4/30/1988
- Height: 185 cm (6'1")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Silver (right), red (left)
- Hair: Dark grey-blue
- Quick Facts:
- -Was sickly and unstable at birth, had been known to lash out violently if her strength allowed it.
- -Was soon deathly ill, but her life was saved in late '88-early '89 when she was remade into a nearly immortal cyborg using technology from the future.
- -Scatterbrained, yet is fast, extremely strong, determined and remarkably stable. (Went from being the least stable Mac OS to one of the most stable.)
- -Close friends with her stepsister A/UX, who helped her the most with self-improvement in her youth. The two even have a friendly rivalry together.
- -Was one of the first Mac-tans to befriend NeXTSTEP, is also one of the few to not be scared by OSX Cheetah's antics.
- -Has at least one scar at all times, to this day she fights against Mac malware-tans, including her sworn enemy ANTI since 1989.
- -Strives to atone for her acts of unjustifiable violence from her pre-transformation and during the OS Wars, including her one-sided rivalry against Windows 2.0
- -Is very kind and loyal, though this often gets overshadowed by a boisterous and competitive side.
- -A writer and programmer, still an avid user of Hypercard technology. (considered one of the best Mac OSes for creative writing, and Hypercard was popularized in the System 6-era)
- -Teams up with OSX, Cheetah and Mac OS8 to fight against perversion in the Mac House.
- -Has medium-length grey-blue hair, wears a blue+black minidress with matching boots, gloves, a leather jacket and sunglasses.
- -Wields a bazooka as her weapon of choice.
- -Mac System 3.4 is allegedly her twin sister. (both use the same Finder version, Finder 6.1)
Macintosh System 7
- Name: Macintosh System 7-tan
- aka: Mac System 7, "Blue", "Capone", "Pleiades"
- Debut: 5/13/1991
- Height: 170 cm (5'7")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Green
- Hair: Dark blue
- Quick Facts:
--bio pending--
Mac OS8
- Name: Mac OS 8-tan
- aka: Mac OS 7.7 (former), "Tempo", "Veronica"
- Debut: 7/26/1997
- Height: 148 cm (4'10")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Teal
- Hair: Blonde
- Quick Facts:
- - Has always had a happy and optimistic disposition, but has also grown up to become a bold and foolhardy fighter.
- - Volunteered to fight in the thick of the PC-Mac OS war at a very young age; though it nearly cost her her life, she was pivotal in turning the fortunes of Apple around.
- - Formerly known as Mac OS 7.7-tan, her name change was to exploit a loophole to discontinue the Mac Clones, which she was ordered to fight against.
- - Also managed to save NeXTSTEP-tan's life at one point, who in return became a loyal friend of the Mac-tans and "godparent" to the OSX-tans.
- - Keeps her short, topped with a rainbow Apple beret similar to her old Apple swimcap, and a bondi blue bandana.
- - Dons a grey shirt with an "8"-shaped necklace, bondi blue shoes, and choice of either a rainbow Apple or bomb-themed skirt.
- - Is still fairly scratched up from the war, and still keeps her left leg wrapped in bandages out of a warped sense of fashion.
- - Is a proficient bomb-wielder, and often accompanies Mac-tan on the daily "sorties" against perverts.
- - Considers it a pet peeve that her sisters seem to relish showing visitors her baby pictures.
Wanderer Class
A/UX
Apple III
- Name: Apple III-tan
- aka: Apple ///, Sara
- Debut: May 1980
- Height: 163 cm (5'4")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Red
- Hair: Red-brown
- Quick Facts:
- -Born in 1978 (when development started), she was a cheery and proud young girl, but Apple I-tan's death sparked a series of mental breakdowns she'd later have.
- -By the time of her grand debut in 1980, her attitude worsened and became a pyromaniac.
- -Only got along with Apple I and II. Tried to improve herself (without much success) and left the family in 1984.
- -Lives with her followers on a remote island and observatory.
- -Has huge ambitions and the desire for self-redemption.
- -Used to dislike the Mac-tans, but became proud of them after hearing of their remarkable recovery efforts after the OS Wars.
- -But being a failure, she was for a long time too ashamed to ever see her relatives again.
- -Is friends with SAGE, GENIAC and Adam.
- -Within the past year, she has gotten enough courage to visit the Binteeji Renmei, to visit GENIAC and the Apple-tans there.
- -Wears a black jumpsuit with a cloak and boots and decorates her hair with metal hair clips.
AROS
Barbie Linux
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- Name: Barbie Linux-tan
- aka: Barbie OS
- Debut: n/a
- Height: 221 cm (7'3")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Light blue
- Hair: Blonde
- Quick Facts:
- -Is the tallest living non-mainframe OS-tan.
- -Friendly, outgoing and cheerful, although blunt at times.
- -Has long blonde hair, and wears a pink+white polka-dotted minidress.
- -Fond of nearly everything cute and trendy.
- -Was a member of the Linux/Unix Consortium, but was shunned a lot by the more elitist members who derided her as a sell-out, or worse.
- -Her cheerful demeanor is often a facade, hiding a broken ego turned unstable.
- -Friends with Atari TOS, Coleco Adam, OS-9 and Mac OS9.
- -Dislikes the elite Unix-tans, is also rivals with Windows XP, Vista and 7.
- -Does not take rejection well.
- -Frequently carries a machete.
Commodore VIC-20
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- Name: Commodore VIC-20-tan
- aka: VC-20, VIC-1001, Volkscomputer, Vixen, "Victoria"
- Debut: 1980
- Height: 143 cm (4'8")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Orange
- Hair: Burgundy
- Quick Facts:
- -Has a prim, but formidable, appearance and demeanour.
- -Was stationed on land during her days in the Commodore military, unlike her naval-oriented sisters.
- -Wields a M1903 Springfield rifle with bayonet.
- -Wears her old military tunic, coat and brodie helmet, but with more the recent --and feminine-- additions of a skirt, lace-trimmed knee-high socks and mismatched shoes.
- -Has a cynical and acerbic attitude.
- -Has traveled the world since Commodore's downfall.
- -Yearns to be a part of the modern world but refuses to let go of the past.
- -Constantly laments the loss of her company and heritage.
- -May not be aware of her status as a minor cult hero within the Linux family/community.
- -Physically young, has long, wavy hair and keen eyes.
SAGE
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- Name: SAGE-tan
- aka: Semi-Automatic Ground Environment, "Gina"
- Debut: 1959
- Height: 162 cm (~5'4")
- Weight: ??kg
- Eye Color: Blue w/ yellow highlights
- Hair: Brown
- Quick Facts:
- -Born at Lincoln Labs in 1953, is the daughter of Whirlwind.
- -Had a close relationship with her mother despite rarely being with her
- -Girlhood friends with GENIAC-chan.
- -Was self-assured and capable in early adulthood.
- -A powerful Air Force officer during the Cold War, her job was to intercept incoming enemy bombers; had a large entourage of hardwares-tans to assist her. She trained in piloting as well.
- -While powerless against ICBMs, she was kept in service from 1958 to 1983.
- -A willing servant of her country, she tried to hold onto her sense of self-worth but it slowly eroded.
- -Became increasingly jaded and psychologically-unstable; being abandoned in 1983 was her snapping point.
- -Cut off from her radar sites and assistants, she lost her vision, memories and sanity for the most part.
- -Lives as a drifter and often inhabits her old radar sites.
- -Psychotic and paranoid, she deals with loneliness and bouts of violence.
- -Hates most smaller-scale OS-tans, but none so much as Unix
- -Birds seem attracted to her but she hates them.
- -Lapses into moments of mental clarity.
- -Doesn't seem aware of the influence she's had on modern computers.
- -Short/average height, wears thick glasses and usually keeps her hair tied in a squash blossom hairstyle. Wears parts of her old uniform mixed with civilian pieces.