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==House of Mac==
==House of Mac==
 
[[House Of Mac Annex Bios]]
===Macintosh System 1===
[[File:MacOS1.gif ]]
*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 1-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac System 1
*'''Debut:''' 1/24/1984
*'''Height:''' 125 cm (4'1")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver
*'''Hair:''' Black
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
 
**- Is feisty, bold, charismatic straightforward and wants to be a leader, but is childish and has a one-track mind.
**- Is scatterbrained and speaks primarily in newspeak (despite the irony of being an aggressive non-conformist in her youth) because it's easier for her.
**- Is stronger than she looks and wields a hammer as her weapon of choice.
**- Still regards herself as a vigilante fighting against tyranny, even though her glory days are long behind her.
**- Had a rough upbringing before her public debut in 1984, having been forced by Lisa to be her servant.
**- Was happy to become independent and speak out against Lisa, but now feels sorry for her.
**- Means well and strives to be a mother figure to all the Mac-tans, though nearly all of them treat her as a little sister figure who needs to be cared for.
**- Considered GEM a rival and major threat back in '85 and took action against her, but has long since regretted it.
**- Has reconciled with GEM recently and the two became friends, but still has long-standing rivalries with PCDOS and Sinclair QL. Is also friends with QDOS and PDP-1.
 
===Macintosh System 2===
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*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 2-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac System 2, "Ahiru-chan"
*'''Debut:''' April 1985
*'''Height:''' 127 cm (4'2")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver
*'''Hair:''' Black
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
 
**- Looks much like System 1-tan, but has two side ponytails, wears a sash, and a sleeveless dress.
**- Is observant, witty, and intelligent but desperate for attention and gets forgotten a lot.
**- Even worse is that unlike the rest of her family, she isn't a good fighter at all.
**- Appears calm at a first glance.
**- Likes to give long lectures, read classic literature and discuss philosophy.
**- Carries around a duck puppet to assist in her lectures to make them more entertaining, with varying amounts of success.
**- Despite being highly intelligent, she is misunderstood, with few believing what she says.
**- Cares for her family, but really hates that she cannot be taken seriously, and gets aggressive when ignored. Swears she will get the last laugh some day.
**- Gets along best with Apple II, Mac OS1, OSX Panther, and OSX Leopard.
 
===Macintosh System 3===
[[File:MacOS3.gif ]]
*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 3-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac System 3, "Hisca"
*'''Debut:''' 1/16/1986
*'''Height:''' 130 cm (4'3")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver
*'''Hair:''' Black w/ multicolor streaks
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
 
**-Has a bubbly and cheerful disposition.
**- Loves to wear old-fashioned clothing dyed with unnaturally-vibrant colors.
**- Gets along with all her sisters, but shares the best chemistry with Mac OS4, Mac OS8, OS9, and OSX Tiger.
**- Is very cheerful, friendly and outgoing, and has great social skills.
**- Is the least stable Mac-tan, has a huge fear of bugs and is klutzy.
**- More efficient and better-organized than her predecessors but still cannot multitask.
**- A competent fighter with improvised weapons, but only able to show her skills when provoked enough, which doesn't happen easily.
**- Loves shopping and tinkering with old gadgets, though back in her youth, she introduced new technologies to the Apple Family.
**- Very fond of OS9-kun, sometimes over-protective. Because of this, she has a rivalry with Windows ME.
**- Can empathize with ME very well when they aren't feuding over OS9-kun.
 
===Macintosh System 4===
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*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 4-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac System 4, "Semm"
*'''Debut:''' 3/2/1987
*'''Height:''' 132 cm (4'4")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver
*'''Hair:''' Black
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Has a cheerful and carefree disposition, but also hides an inferiority complex and is known to be fussy at times. (First Mac OS to exclude a Mac model)
**- Her inferiority complex stems from several things-she can't multitask as well as her younger sisters, introduced only one remarkable feature (MultiFinder in System 4.2), also because of her obscurity, and she felt she failed as a parent.
**- Is the adoptive mother of Mac System 5, 6 and 7.
**- Was bitter and depressed in the late 80's, after her own quick obsolescence, Mac System 5's death, Mac System 6's insanity and near-death.
**- When Mac System 7 turned out to be happy and healthy, her worries waned.
**- Is stronger than she looks, and has a surprisingly huge appetite. (4.0 excluded the original Mac 128k, 4.1 excluded the 512k)
**- Used to clash a lot with Mac System 1 over leadership, especially who would be the matriarch, and criticizing Mac System 4 for being a glutton. But now they get along very well.
**- Decorates her hair with 4 pigtails and 4 cowlicks.
**- Dons a green shirt with a red skirt, white boots and a grey denim jacket.
 
===Macintosh System 5===
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*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 5-tan
*'''aka:''' "Phantom of the Macintosh"
*'''Debut:''' n/a
*'''Height:''' 163 cm (5'4")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Pink (right), silver (left)
*'''Hair:''' Purple
*note: This character represents both System Software 5 (System 4.2+Finder 6.0) and System 5.0, mainly the latter which doesn't exist.
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Died very young of illness, but lives on as a ghost who hangs out with either the Mac House or the Binteeji Renmei.
**- Like her older relatives, she is semi-retired.
**- Is invisible to many individuals outside of the Mac circle, but her voice can be heard.
**- Is quiet, cheerful and friendly.
**- A talented magician, fortune-teller, organ-player and trickster.
**- Wears a vaguely Victorian-style purple and white dress, black gloves, cloak, and white boots. Sometimes also wears a "Phantom Of The Opera" style mask.
**- Wields a magician wand which she uses for magic tricks and multitasking. (her wand represents Multifinder, which was an add-on in System Software 5/System 4.2)
**- Closest friends are Mac System 4 and 6, and is said to have met the ghost of Apple I.
 
===Macintosh System 6===
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*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 6-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac System 6.0.x, "Antares", "Big Deal", "Six Pack", "Terminator"
*'''Debut:''' 4/30/1988
*'''Height:''' 185 cm (6'1")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver (right), red (left)
*'''Hair:''' Dark grey-blue
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
 
**-Was sickly and unstable at birth, had been known to lash out violently if her strength allowed it.
**-Was soon deathly ill, but her life was saved in late '88-early '89 when she was remade into a nearly immortal cyborg using technology from the future.
**-Scatterbrained, yet is fast, extremely strong, determined and remarkably stable. (Went from being the least stable Mac OS to one of the most stable.)
**-Close friends with her stepsister A/UX, who helped her the most with self-improvement in her youth. The two even have a friendly rivalry together.
**-Was one of the first Mac-tans to befriend NeXTSTEP, is also one of the few to not be scared by OSX Cheetah's antics.
**-Has at least one scar at all times, to this day she fights against Mac malware-tans, including her sworn enemy ANTI since 1989.
**-Strives to atone for her acts of unjustifiable violence from her pre-transformation and during the OS Wars, including her one-sided rivalry against Windows 2.0
**-Is very kind and loyal, though this often gets overshadowed by a boisterous and competitive side.
**-A writer and programmer, still an avid user of Hypercard technology. (considered one of the best Mac OSes for creative writing, and Hypercard was popularized in the System 6-era)
**-Teams up with OSX, Cheetah and Mac OS8 to fight against perversion in the Mac House.
**-Has medium-length grey-blue hair, wears a blue+black minidress with matching boots, gloves, a leather jacket and sunglasses.
**-Wields a bazooka as her weapon of choice.
**-Mac System 3.4 is allegedly her twin sister. (both use the same Finder version, Finder 6.1)
 
===Macintosh System 7===
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*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 7-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac System 7, "Blue", "Capone", "Pleiades"
*'''Debut:''' 5/13/1991
*'''Height:''' 170 cm (5'7")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Green
*'''Hair:''' Dark blue
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
--bio pending--
 
===Mac OS8===
[[File: MACOS8.gif]]
*'''Name:''' Mac OS 8-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac OS 7.7 (former), "Tempo", "Veronica"
*'''Debut:''' 7/26/1997
*'''Height:''' 148 cm (4'10")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Teal
*'''Hair:''' Blonde
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Has always had a happy and optimistic disposition, but has also grown up to become a bold and foolhardy fighter.
**- Volunteered to fight in the thick of the PC-Mac OS war at a very young age; though it nearly cost her her life, she was pivotal in turning the fortunes of Apple around.
**- Formerly known as Mac OS 7.7-tan, her name change was to exploit a loophole to discontinue the Mac Clones, which she was ordered to fight against.
**- Also managed to save NeXTSTEP-tan's life at one point, who in return became a loyal friend of the Mac-tans and "godparent" to the OSX-tans.
**- Keeps her short, topped with a rainbow Apple beret similar to her old Apple swimcap, and a bondi blue bandana.
**- Dons a grey shirt with an "8"-shaped necklace, bondi blue shoes, and choice of either a rainbow Apple or bomb-themed skirt.
**- Is still fairly scratched up from the war, and still keeps her left leg wrapped in bandages out of a warped sense of fashion.
**- Is a proficient bomb-wielder, and often accompanies Mac-tan on the daily "sorties" against perverts.
**- Considers it a pet peeve that her sisters seem to relish showing visitors her baby pictures.
 
===Mac OS9===
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*'''Name:''' Mac OS9-tan
*'''aka:''' "Sonata", Mac OS 8.7 (former)
*'''Debut:''' 10/23/1999
*'''Height:''' 160 cm (5'3")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Blonde
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Holds title as the most commonly-known and revered Mac OS-tan.
**-Has sweet, well-mannered and classy disposition, but is occasionally prone to fits of violence and perversion.
**-Dons a white dress with a Mac face logo motif on the skirt, and white "dockbar" sleeves and boots.
**-Keeps hair short, decorated by giant "9' hairclips and a long cowlick streaked across her face.
**-Loves to paint and judge artwork in general, but also has a less-than-subtle appreciation for nude modeling.
**-Is virtually worshipped by the OSX-kuns.
**-Is relatively civil with the Windows-tans compared to the average Mac-tan, and has been seen hanging around the most with ME-tan and XP-tan.
**-Is somehow the universal "big sister" to the OSX-tans and even to some of the older classic Mac-tans.
**-Enjoys Mac-tan's company the most, since they've been together the longest.
**-Enjoys OS9.2-tan's company the least for some reason.
 
===Mac OSX Server===
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*'''Name:''' Mac OSX Server-tan
*'''aka:''' "Rhapsody"
*'''Debut:''' circa 1999
*'''Height:''' 178 cm (5'10")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Blonde
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
 
**-Is friendly, motherly and cheerful, but is a shut-in. (not released to the public)
**-Does not like to go outside or be seen in public if it can be helped. However, she has made some progress in recent years. (has some hobbyist following)
**-Mother of Darwin OS and the OSX-tans, is NeXTSTEP's biological sister, and cousin of A/UX. Was adopted into the Mac culture by the Classic Mac-tans.
**-Her daughters and the Classic-tans, though not related by code consider each other sisters just the same.
**-Serves food and homemade apple cider to guests.
**-Is diplomatic, and is the official Mac House ambassador.
**-Friends with Solaris, Windows NT and 95 OSR 2.5.
**-Drives a yellow boxcar. (referencing the Yellow Box foundation)
**-Wears a white dress with black stripes, a blue+yellow skirt layer on top, along with white gloves and leggings.
**-Has shoulder-length blonde hair in a flip-do, secured with a red Apple logo pin with a white X (as in OSX) on it.
 
===Mac OSX Cheetah===
[[File: MacOSXCheetah.gif]]
*'''Name:''' Mac OSX 10.0-tan
*'''aka:''' "Cheetah-tan"
*'''Debut:''' 3/24/2001
*'''Height:''' 180 cm (5'11")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Red
*'''Hair:''' Lilac
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Is something of a dominatrix.
**-Wears futuristic-styled black minidresses with long gloves, an eye patch and fishnet stockings.
**-Is mischievous and playful, but at times her ideas of playfulness border on the sadistic.
**-Has the largest breasts of the OSX-tans (OSX Cheetah's requirements were relatively high, twice that of OS9's)
**-Lacks self-confidence, is clumsy, and is the least stable of the OSX-tans. Three weaknesses she wants to hide at all costs.
**-Gains confidence when treated with affection.
**-Likes to model for Mac OS9-tan.
**-Considered very scary by most of the Mac-tans, and is feared the most by the OSX-kuns because she's at least as perverted as they are.
**-Strangely enough, teams up with System 6, Mac OS8 and OSX to fight perversion in the Mac House.
 
===Mac OSX Puma===
[[File: MacOSXPuma.gif ]]
*'''Name:''' Mac OSX 10.1-tan
*'''aka:''' "Puma-tan"
*'''Debut:''' 9/25/2001
*'''Height:''' 145 cm (4'9")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Light green
*'''Hair:''' Blue
 
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Is shy, mousy and insecure.
**-Second shortest of the OSX-tans, as Puma was a rather small update from Cheetah.
**-Talks very little and spends most of her time attending the house.
**-More stable than Cheetah, but still lacks self-confidence.
**-Frequently picked on by OSX and Cheetah into being the maid of the house.
**-Complies often due to being non-confrontational.
**-Wears a sleeveless, white-collared black dress with a green bow and blue "X"s.
**-Closest friends with fellow introverts Mac System 4-tan and 7-tan, but gets along well with all of her family.
**-Is trustworthy, and her sisters are known to confide in her, and the more willing, in turn want to help her out.
 


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