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Finally making a userpage if it means one less red link on this wiki. I'll work on this more later. | Finally making a userpage if it means one less red link on this wiki. I'll work on this more later. | ||
Currently using it as a sandbox to migrating the Annex Project bio format over for the OS-tan faction pages. | Currently using it as a sandbox to migrating the Annex Project bio format over for the OS-tan faction pages. | ||
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*'''aka:''' Microsoft DOS, Disk Operating System | *'''aka:''' Microsoft DOS, Disk Operating System | ||
*'''Debut:''' circa 1981 | *'''Debut:''' circa 1981 | ||
*'''Height:''' 125 cm | *'''Height:''' 125 cm (4'1") | ||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | *'''Weight:''' ??kg | ||
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue | *'''Eye Color:''' Blue | ||
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**- Is somewhat distant with the newer Windows, preferring the company of MS-DOS, NT and 95. | **- Is somewhat distant with the newer Windows, preferring the company of MS-DOS, NT and 95. | ||
**- Has only a patchy memory of her youth and seems unable to recollect her older sister (Win 2.0) or mother (Win 1.0). | **- Has only a patchy memory of her youth and seems unable to recollect her older sister (Win 2.0) or mother (Win 1.0). | ||
===Windows NT=== | |||
[[File:WNT.jpg]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Windows NT-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' Windows New Technology, NT 3.1, OS/2 3.0 | |||
*'''Debut:''' 7/27/1993 | |||
*'''Height:''' 162 cm (~5'4") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue | |||
*'''Hair:''' Lilac | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**- Has sweet, quiet and maternal disposition. | |||
**- Keeps hair in a short ponytail tied with a blue ribbon. | |||
**- Dons a simple pink dress. | |||
**- Can multitask, but is usually quite error-prone and unreliable compared to her daughters: NT Workstation, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 Server, Windows XP, etc. | |||
**- Was first Windows Family liason to the higher-end, non-x86 architecture hardware-tans. | |||
**- Helped establish her company's foothold in the server market, capitalizing on clever marketing and the weaknesses of a war-torn Unix Family. | |||
**- Is largely unaware that she's a clone of VMS-tan and a true biological sister to OS/2-tan. | |||
===Windows 95=== | ===Windows 95=== | ||
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*'''aka:''' 95-tan, Chicago, 95nee-chan | *'''aka:''' 95-tan, Chicago, 95nee-chan | ||
*'''Debut:''' 8/24/1995 | *'''Debut:''' 8/24/1995 | ||
*'''Height:''' 157 cm | *'''Height:''' 157 cm (5'2") | ||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | *'''Weight:''' ??kg | ||
*'''Eye Color:''' Brown | *'''Eye Color:''' Brown | ||
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**- Is generally snide and arrogant with other alternative OS-tans, but knows enough not to pick a fight with everyone (e.g, the Linux distros). | **- Is generally snide and arrogant with other alternative OS-tans, but knows enough not to pick a fight with everyone (e.g, the Linux distros). | ||
**- Aside from Windows 3.11-tan, NT and DOS, she will not comment on earlier Windows versions. | **- Aside from Windows 3.11-tan, NT and DOS, she will not comment on earlier Windows versions. | ||
===Windows CE=== | |||
===Windows NT Workstation=== | |||
===Windows 98=== | |||
===Windows 98SE=== | |||
===Windows 2000=== | |||
===Windows ME=== | |||
===Windows XP Professional=== | |||
===Windows XP Home=== | |||
===Windows XP Media Edition=== | |||
==House of Mac== | |||
===Macintosh System 1=== | |||
[[File:MacOS1.gif ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 1-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' Mac System 1 | |||
*'''Debut:''' 1/24/1984 | |||
*'''Height:''' 125 cm (4'1") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver | |||
*'''Hair:''' Black | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**- Is feisty, bold, charismatic straightforward and wants to be a leader, but is childish and has a one-track mind. | |||
**- Is scatterbrained and speaks primarily in newspeak (despite the irony of being an aggressive non-conformist in her youth) because it's easier for her. | |||
**- Is stronger than she looks and wields a hammer as her weapon of choice. | |||
**- Still regards herself as a vigilante fighting against tyranny, even though her glory days are long behind her. | |||
**- Had a rough upbringing before her public debut in 1984, having been forced by Lisa to be her servant. | |||
**- Was happy to become independent and speak out against Lisa, but now feels sorry for her. | |||
**- Means well and strives to be a mother figure to all the Mac-tans, though nearly all of them treat her as a little sister figure who needs to be cared for. | |||
**- Considered GEM a rival and major threat back in '85 and took action against her, but has long since regretted it. | |||
**- Has reconciled with GEM recently and the two became friends, but still has long-standing rivalries with PCDOS and Sinclair QL. Is also friends with QDOS and PDP-1. | |||
===Macintosh System 2=== | |||
[[File: ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 2-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' Mac System 2, "Ahiru-chan" | |||
*'''Debut:''' April 1985 | |||
*'''Height:''' 127 cm (4'2") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver | |||
*'''Hair:''' Black | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**- Looks much like System 1-tan, but has two side ponytails, wears a sash, and a sleeveless dress. | |||
**- Is observant, witty, and intelligent but desperate for attention and gets forgotten a lot. | |||
**- Even worse is that unlike the rest of her family, she isn't a good fighter at all. | |||
**- Appears calm at a first glance. | |||
**- Likes to give long lectures, read classic literature and discuss philosophy. | |||
**- Carries around a duck puppet to assist in her lectures to make them more entertaining, with varying amounts of success. | |||
**- Despite being highly intelligent, she is misunderstood, with few believing what she says. | |||
**- Cares for her family, but really hates that she cannot be taken seriously, and gets aggressive when ignored. Swears she will get the last laugh some day. | |||
**- Gets along best with Apple II, Mac OS1, OSX Panther, and OSX Leopard. | |||
===Macintosh System 3=== | |||
[[File:MacOS3.gif ]] | |||
*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 3-tan | |||
*'''aka:''' Mac System 3, "Hisca" | |||
*'''Debut:''' 1/16/1986 | |||
*'''Height:''' 130 cm (4'3") | |||
*'''Weight:''' ??kg | |||
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver | |||
*'''Hair:''' Black w/ multicolor streaks | |||
*'''Quick Facts:''' | |||
**-Has a bubbly and cheerful disposition. | |||
**- Loves to wear old-fashioned clothing dyed with unnaturally-vibrant colors. | |||
**- Gets along with all her sisters, but shares the best chemistry with Mac OS4, Mac OS8, OS9, and OSX Tiger. | |||
**- Is very cheerful, friendly and outgoing, and has great social skills. | |||
**- Is the least stable Mac-tan, has a huge fear of bugs and is klutzy. | |||
**- More efficient and better-organized than her predecessors but still cannot multitask. | |||
**- A competent fighter with improvised weapons, but only able to show her skills when provoked enough, which doesn't happen easily. | |||
**- Loves shopping and tinkering with old gadgets, though back in her youth, she introduced new technologies to the Apple Family. | |||
**- Very fond of OS9-kun, sometimes over-protective. Because of this, she has a rivalry with Windows ME. | |||
**- Can empathize with ME very well when they aren't feuding over OS9-kun. | |||
==Binteeji Renmei== | |||
==Anti$oft Coalition== |
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