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Smokey

#5340
March 03, 2009, 08:03:53 PM
Hah... I don't need violence in such situations, every school i went to it took me just a wek before i had a couple of friends and had everyone know how dangerous i am... (if someone doesn't flinch after a kick in the nads, or looks at you with a grin as if asking for more when hit in the plexus, you know you're dealing with a madman ^_^)
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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IanDanKilmaster

#5341
March 03, 2009, 08:15:58 PM
Personally, I prefer pacifism, but I have buttons... one of them between my legs.  I'm not going to say I was some sort of badass in High School because I wasn't, but there were situations outside of school where someone aggravated me to the point of snapping.  For some stupid reason, I found myself attacking the same idiot over and over and over again.  In any case, I would say violence should be a last resort, but sometimes it just feels too good to let yourself go (keep in mind that regret often follows).

The message in all this, people should not kick you between the legs, Toki.

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CaptBrenden

#5342
March 03, 2009, 08:19:55 PM
regret, it only happens after the fact

I had a friend in the military.. gawd do I have some stories about him, but one of his "talents" was the ability to suck his testicals up into himself at will. It was freaky, I didnt think that sort of thing was possible. He made alot of money betting people he could take a kick to the nuts, and every time he would just suck them up in and take it like a girl would.

And toki, let me know if anyone else kicks you, Ill kick them with bullets >:3
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Smokey

#5343
March 03, 2009, 08:24:10 PM
Oh you can hurt a girl too, with a kick there... You just need to aim a bit more precise...
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Cockleshell

#5344
March 03, 2009, 08:24:26 PM
ewwwwwww
brb, having girly disgusted freakout moment
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

CaptBrenden

#5345
March 03, 2009, 08:25:49 PM
I guess ive seen too much, I dont really get those anymore.. or they are for really silly things... spiders get me to jump up and down shreiking
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Smokey

#5346
March 03, 2009, 08:27:19 PM
Oh, i just had an evil grin, reading that, Captain.......
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Cockleshell

#5347
March 03, 2009, 08:29:29 PM
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

CaptBrenden

#5348
March 03, 2009, 08:30:14 PM
Before you get any ideas, I blasted a camel spider in Iraq with a 12guage shotgun, and I nearly killed the marine that threw it on me.
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IanDanKilmaster

#5349
March 03, 2009, 08:30:50 PM
As a general rule, I kick no one between the legs - it's happened to me too many times.  Still it doesn't keep me laughing from when it happens by accident.

QuoteI guess ive seen too much, I dont really get those anymore.. or they are for really silly things... spiders get me to jump up and down shreiking

Har, that's silly.  Womerns are silly.  Scared of mice, spiders, reptiles... so silly :P.  Really though, it's so damn funny when you tell my mom or sister there's a mouse in the house they climb up on all the furniture.

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Cockleshell

#5350
March 03, 2009, 08:31:33 PM
Quote from: "IanDanKilmaster"As a general rule, I kick no one between the legs - it's happened to me too many times.  Still it doesn't keep me laughing from when it happens by accident.

QuoteI guess ive seen too much, I dont really get those anymore.. or they are for really silly things... spiders get me to jump up and down shreiking

Har, that's silly.  Womerns are silly.  Scared of mice, spiders, reptiles... so silly :P.  Really though, it's so damn funny when you tell my mom or sister there's a mouse in the house they climb up on all the furniture.
one word
rabid sugar gliders
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Toki

#5351
March 03, 2009, 08:32:41 PM
I dunno in some cases I think it's a butch lesbian thing... my freinds are silly :P No need to worries. Speaking of ass kickings I can do it too! My brother, who is now a foot taller than me is still terrified of me :3 Tee hee.

And I'm not scared of spiders or meeses or crocodiles o.o Or much of anything. The idea of sharks and other primordial creatures is sort of scary. Death machines so elite that they has no need to evolve @_@

SHARKS WITH WINGS. SHARKS DON'T NEED SHOT GUNS. AHHHHH.
CUTE IS JUSTICE!!

Smokey

#5352
March 03, 2009, 08:34:22 PM
Pff, sharks are not agressive to humans, those accidents are when sharks think humans are their natural prey (seals)...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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IanDanKilmaster

#5353
March 03, 2009, 08:35:56 PM
When I was a kid, I put a fence lizard (nasty looking things, they are) in my sister's purse.  When she opened it, it jumped out at her XD.  She screamed uncontrollably until I put it back outside.  Didn't make it easy though... she kept hitting me XD.

QuoteAnd I'm not scared of spiders or meeses or crocodiles o.o Or much of anything. The idea of sharks and other primordial creatures is sort of scary. Death machines so elite that they has no need to evolve

I consider that a rational fear... I too am scared of those things.

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CaptBrenden

#5354
March 03, 2009, 08:36:09 PM
Meeses are cute * w * how could anyone be scared of something small fuzzy and cute?   Spiders are freakishly unaturaly monsters with beady black little eyes >:O It makes my skin crawl just watch them walk.

and cockle, thats 3 words.  Lrn2count


Flying sharks with guns.. yeah your pretty much f**ked
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