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Started by panda, September 17, 2005, 04:24:10 PM

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Nichi

Nope. The extent of my sex ed was "women have breasts, men have beards" :\
(Thank Multics for the internet; so I know what the fuck sex is)

Chocofreak13

*is secretly thankful for browsing hentai at age 8*

i had a SHITTY doctor as a child, to the point where she didn't tell me when i broke my hand and misdiagnosed me so many times that a simple sinus infection worked its way up to pneumonia. i switched to my current after that.

i think my mum mentioned the more invasive female procedures (not saying the actual name because i don't want to spend the night squigged out and this isn't the 18+ section) once and i immediately knew that it was a nice big NOOOOOOOOPE from me. so a lot of my doctor discomfort stems from that since, while my doc has proven time and again to be super-duper accommodating and whatnot, i'm always afraid of being badgered into procedures i don't want. it's always that one, though; when it comes to having tongue depressors in the mouth or plastic bits in the nose or ear, or drops in the eye, or needles in the arm, i could care less.

i will say, though, that for procedures where i need to be knocked out (such as when i got my wisdom teeth removed), i like to have a chaperon (a friend, my mum, my sister, my boyfriend), just in case the doctor is a perv. :\
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Pitkin

Luckily school took care of the sex ed, because my parents never spoke one word of anything related. Those topics came up with them only much later in a bit difficult context.

Cockleshell

same with pitkin, and also the INTERNET taught me so much even before i went into 8th grade. thanks, internet, for deflowering my sanctity far younger than it would have! saved me a bunch of trouble down the line
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Nichi

I'll just be blunt and say I learned things through lurking 4chan back in the late '00s -w-;
(Also, Wikipedia, when I got curious)

Chocofreak13

@sex ed (spoilering in case of NSFW): ShowHide
school taught me some basics but tbh i didn't actually remember much when it came time for stuff like periods or dating since they didn't give us much in the way of practical advice. my first period was handled by mum and sister (twas a bit traumatic for me since i was supposed to attend a friend's sleepover and now i have to deal with this shit, how do i explain what's going on without embarassing the shit out of myself, this is the beginning of the end, oh god do i have to use pads now, etc etc), and when it came time for getting frisky i didn't actually really do anything serious (this is getting NSFW, but just oral stuff when i was younger) till i started dating Steve. :\


tbh i'd reeeeeeally like to teach a sex ed class when i'm older, and use Oh Joy Sex Toy as my main resource. :D


@kodomo: yeah, it starts at different times in different parts of the country, right? we never went back till the end of August or first two days of September. gl with the first few days back, they always suck. :\
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Chocofreak13

be careful about that. i wanted to make an OS-tan box in pottery and the teacher said i wasn't allowed to because i didn't create the characters. fucking should have called the bitch on her letting people make busts of people/characters that weren't theirs. >>; (she was a shitty teacher.)
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Nichi

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Wow :\
Sounds like what my sister put up with out of her church group; the head of it encouraged everyone to bring a homemade snack (Cookies, muffins, etc) to share with the group...but if you had the audacity to buy your cookies from the a bakery, especially the Walmart Bakery, they wouldn't let you set them out, because you "cheated" by not doing it yourself. However, he openly stated he'll accept Little Debbie snack cakes as "homemade", as apparently mass produced in a factory is better than handmade in a local bakery >>;
(She got sneaky, though, and would buy from the bakery...and bring it in a container to make it look like she baked them herself xD)

Bella

I learned about the basics of menstruation and sex as a kid but didn't know a lot of the details, luckily I loved looking at medical and anatomical books and was able to piece together a lot of things I was too embarrassed to ask my parents about.

That being said, I knew more about the biology of conception and pregnancy (sperm and egg joining, splitting into multiple cells and implanting inside the uterus etc. and basic details about childbirth) than the "mechanics" of sex for a long time. Finding out how that all worked was quite the shock...

LeaflameSD

why can't indians make a usable phone

Pitkin

Because they've assigned their skill points elsewhere.

Chocofreak13

defaulting to Pit on this one.

@kodomo: i can see that, but i wish people would be a bit more leinent since some kids HAVE to eat homemade treats BECAUSE of their allergy. :\
(or are they going to say they can conjure up a decent gluten-free brownie? >>; )

also, good on ya for getting a decent teacher. kinda jelly, lol. -w-;;

@pent: that's kind of fucked up in a way; like the male teacher trying to enforce the stereotype that "women belong in the kitchen" or something. or were the boys subjected to it, too? :0

@bells: that's good, at least. :0
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Nichi

They were, yeah.

So, it seems my van might have gone back down again :\

Chocofreak13

thankfully she encourages her students instead of being a bitch. that art teacher i had was a bitch.

@pent: gah, what happened!? o__o
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Nichi

Our only guess at this point is that the on-board computer, which controls the fuel injectors, is giving out :\