Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Exa]

Granted, but it will be used for military purposes, killing innocent people in the process.

I wish for a cheap and very effective hair growth formula.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you get a box of rogain.

i wish i had a hot twin. or low-maintenance hot boyfriend. or a hot twin boyfriend.

[Nichi]

Granted. He leaves you because he's gay for trap mode me >:3

I wish I had a beef bowl

[Chocofreak13]

granted. your new laptop eats it.

i wish i had the missing 7 for the 400.

[Nichi]

Granted. It's several volumes of your most hated manga series

I wish I had a banana

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's too gone to eat.

i wish the cats had more to do around the house.

[Nichi]

Granted. The house is now taken up with so much cat stuff that there's no room for anything else

I wish that I had telekinesis

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but every time you use it, it backfires.

i wish i could show off all my manga instead of having some behind others. >>;

[Nichi]

Granted. You sacrifice your futon to make room for a 3rd bookshelf

I wish there was a Dunkin Donuts in my hometown

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but all other coffee shops, donut houses, and bakeries suffer.

i wish TK had a better processor.

[Nichi]

Granted, but TK grows to the size of a Compaq Portable in order to have sufficient airflow for the new processor

I wish I had a plush cheezburger to give to my cat :3

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but it's covered in dog slobber.

i wish i had a dedicated desktop to hook to my TV for anime. :\

[Nichi]

Granted. You get my grandma's office computer; which can barely handle Windows XP

I wish I could instantly watch old episodes of a favorite TV series whenever I wanted to; without waiting on my crappy internet connection

[Chocofreak13]

granted. the technology to do so costs all of your computers.

i wish locating the cat was less like locating Demonica in stretch panic.

[Nichi]

Granted. They become like trying to find shiny Pokémon

I wish I had more money