Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but then suddenly everything starts working properly...until you go to order again

I wish I had a fez

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's minature, ripped, and you fished it out of hot, wet garbage.

i wish i could go back in time.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you get stuck there without a way to get back home

I wish Asagi could speak

[Chocofreak13]

granted. she says mean things.

i wish i could plug myself into the wall.

[Nichi]

Granted, but nothing happens when you do

I wish I had a taco for lunch :3

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it tastes HORRIBLE.

i wish this pizza crust was softer.

[Nichi]

Granted. It's now undercooked and doughy

I wish I could fit a bicycle inside a fanny pack -w-

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but every time you try to use it, you get Oak's voice in your head screaming "RODNEY!! THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO USE THAT!!!"

i STILL wish i coul find Alice's character sheet.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's an incomplete back-up copy

I wish I could skip to Friday night

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you forget your bag in the morning.

i wish i could wish my room clean.

[Nichi]

Granted. All your stuff, including furniture, disappears

I wish I had a chibi Miku figurine >w<

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it has ditto face. ._____.

i wish my back didn't hurt.

[Nichi]

Granted. Your feet now hurt instead

I wish I could make stuff materialize just by thinking about it

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but when you do, it's always on fire.

i wish hitler would come back to life and that captain america would punch him in the face. FOR LIBERTY.

[Nichi]

Granted, but there's a huge explosion brought on by the raw awesome; resulting in nobody capturing the moment

I wish I had more tea