Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but you have no furniture for yourself now

I wish I had Nyan Scarf -w-

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you don't have any other clothes.

i wish my dad could be poofed away.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it literally costs you an arm and a leg. Hope you know where to get Automail

I wish I could use alchemy like Edward Elric

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but equivalent exchange isn't so equal; for everything you transmute, it takes the materials + something else at random.

i wish i could bottle creativity, put it in a syringe, and inject people with it.

[Nichi]

Granted, but every time you bottle creativity, it increases your banality
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I wish I had the entirety of Wikipedia downloaded into my brain

[Chocofreak13]

granted. the stress causes an aneurysm and you die.

i wish i had my own printer that hooked up through USB.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's a dot matrix printer

I wish I had cat ears

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but they're just a costume.

i wish i had those instant-rest pills from american dad.

[Nichi]

Granted, but they don't work on you

I wish I had the ability to instantly know exactly what's wrong with a computer by putting my hand on it

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you fry it in the process.

i wish we could all just jump to the left. and maybe step to the right.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you do the Hokey-Pokey instead of the Time Warp, somehow

I wish I had a TARDIS

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's been eaten by the house.

i wish more people would play.

[Nichi]

Granted, but everybody abandons the rest of the site

I wish I had a clone

[Cockleshell]

Granted, but it's a psychopathic serial rapist and murderer.
I wish for meat.

[Nichi]

Granted. Enjoy your mystery meat

I wish I had coffee