Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's burnt

I wish I could burn my bread

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you vaporize it so there's not even dust left.

i wish i could organize my thoughts.

[Nichi]

Granted, but then you get distracted and your thoughts get messy again

I wish I had fish

[Chocofreak13]

granted. a live fugu blowfish appears in your lap.

i wish i had more sewing needles.

[Nichi]

Granted, but your fabric suddenly goes missing

I wish I was Hideki

[Chocofreak13]

granted. rather than going to tokyo for college, you stay in hokkaido to help out the farm. chii ends up with shinbo instead.

i wish i could transfer my sleepy onto someone else.

[Nichi]

Granted, but *yawn* it goes to me...zzzzz

I wish I had coffee

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's in bean form.

i wish i had a pack of my favourite gum.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's so old that the gum is more like a hard candy than anything

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

[Cockleshell]

Granted, you lost a ton of blood and died.
I wish I could cook well.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you can only cook one type of food, and you can never find the right ingredients for that food.

i wish SVU came on earlier.

[Nichi]

Granted, but the show only airs in French

I wish I had the monies to buy an iPod Touch

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you can only get a broken one.

i wish I had an ipod touch. -w-

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's such an old model that you can't use the apps you want

I wish I had a plush Nyan Cat

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's in great disrepair.

i wish they had a week of svu.