Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but there's a 1\8 chance it'll burst into flames

I wish I had everything I needed to crossplay as ME-tan

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but there's some assembly required.

i wish i could turn plushies into humans. -w- (or demons, or whatever they're supposed to be.)

[Nichi]

Granted, but they ignore you and go off on their own adventures

I wish people would actually listen to me when I'm trying to give them advice

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but they misunderstand all advice and end up doing stupid, stupid things.

i wish i could sketch at the speed of sound.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can only use special paper that costs like $50+ a sheet; as everything else bursts into flames when you start drawing ^_^;

I wish I was a wizard :3

[Chocofreak13]

granted.
you turn into the one from the adult swim bumps.

i wish i could heal my mouth instantly.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now your hand can no longer heal from papercuts.

I wish I had the power to raise dead computers from the grave

[Chocofreak13]

granted. they eat your living computers for their mechanical 'brains'.

i wish i could sleep for 5 minutes and be completely refreshed.

[Nichi]

Granted, but nobody can leave you alone for 5 minutes; so you don't get the sleep you need

I wish I was Spoony

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you turn into a spoon.

i wish i could go back in time a week and kick my own ass till i do work.

[Nichi]

Granted, but upon kicking yourself, you rip a hole in the space-time continuum, which causes some wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff to happen, resulting in you being back where you are right now; with the same amount of work done

I wish I had cheesy garlic toast to go with my spaghetti

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's a display model.

i wish i had more doll furniture.

[Cockleshell]

Granted, but it's actual doll furniture and comes alive at night, rozen maiden-esque.
I wish this freaking zit on my forehead would go away.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it explodes and you bleed out.

i wish i had the state of mind to think of what i am now 3 hours ago.

[Cockleshell]

Granted, you lose all your memories, though.
I wish for a fish.