Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

purple.

i wish you would look before you post. :3

[Nichi]

Granted, but now I'm intentionally mixing up topics

I wish I was a housecat :3

[Chocofreak13]

granted. your owner decides you'd look cute with a lion cut, so you get shaved. after your appointment to get fixed. -w-

i wish i could skadoo into the television like blue from blue's clues could skadoo into pictures.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you accidentally end up in your most hated TV show

I wish I had the Bag of Holding

[Chocofreak13]

granted. someone put a portable hole in it.

i wish people would instantly get my references.

[Nichi]

Granted, but then they'll find references in things you didn't intend to make a reference in -w-

I wish I had mime powers

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you trap yourself in an invisible box and suffocate.

i wish i could open this jar.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you then discover that this isn't the jar you where looking for

I wish I could change the startup sound on Windows 7

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you realize how simple it is and facepalm repeatedly.

i wish i had windows 7 again. :\

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's Windows 7 Starter Edition. Enjoy not being able to change your wallpaper -w-

I wish I was XP-tan for a day

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you're not used to the chest girth and the weight throws out your back, so you have to spend the whole week in bed.

i wish i could pause the release of carbonation on my soda.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you freeze time as a whole when you do

I wish I had TV in my bedroom

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's broken.

i wish i had the ability to colourize things like lady rainicorn.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can only color stuff using the colors of a typical Windows 1.0 desktop

I wish I could get on the internet with Windows 2.0

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it has the fast, fast speed of 1kb/s.

i wish i could snap my fingers and whatever i wanted was cleaned up/together/etc.