Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but the money isn't accepted anywhere because dollar bills with the image of Moe from the Simpsons on them is not legal tender
(Hey, you did say Moe money)

I wish I could put myself into a coma that would last from right now until the week before my trip

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you die of starvation.

i wish i could take in nutrients from the air, like a sponge.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you lose the ability to eat and drink

I wish I didn't have a sore throat

[Chocofreak13]

granted. your body is now sore.

i wish it was just a tad cooler today.

[Nichi]

Granted, but the humidity increases tenfold; making it feel no different

I wish it wasn't so humid

[Chocofreak13]

granted. the air is so dry that simply breathing through your nose causes a nosebleed.

i wish i could control television programming.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can only control the shows when you eat spicy food

I wish I didn't have this cold ._.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you have the stomach flu instead.

i wish my grandma was well :[

[Nichi]

Granted, but she has to cut ties with her family to go become the next hokage. Believe it -w-

I wish I was a ninja

[Chocofreak13]

granted. your pay is a bowl of rice per day.

i wish i could sing Ragtime Cowboy Joe without stumbling. >>;

[Nichi]

Granted, but you sound like Donald Duck when singing

I wish I had the ability to transform into anyone at will

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but whenever you use this power you gain 5 pounds.

i wish i could zap the dishes clean.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you destroy the dishes when you zap them

I wish I could come up with more good ideas for the "Band Name Battle" topic

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you steal what little ideas i have.

i wish i could plug my brain into the computer to download my thoughts.

[Nichi]

Granted, but every little thought effects the computer

WWYP: Purple or pink?