Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted. ye guilty.

i wish the music i listened to granted me special powers depending on the song.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it only works with songs you hate

I wish I had an iPad

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's this one.

i wish i had an ipod touch 4th gen.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it can only sync with an original Macintosh 128K

I wish Shinji wasn't so damn annoying

[Chocofreak13]

granted. he's written out of the story, leaving Rei to be the main character. but it's too much of a psychological burden for her to bear alone, so the job is given to Asuka, who turns the anime into a testament to her greatness spanning 13 episodes.

i wish i had a never-ending, always fresh and hot pizza.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. The Pizza of Särimner resurrects every night. Unfortunately for you, Odin steals it back.


I wish there were no more stupid people.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now life is boring; as you have nobody to make fun of

I wish my cat would quit trying to knock over everything on my desk >_<;;

[Chocofreak13]

granted. he's now trying to knock over everything on your bookshelf.

i wish i could literally recharge by plugging into the wall.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you have to be tethered to the wall by an extension cord; as you can only function for a maximum of 5 minutes on your battery backup

I wish I was Hideki

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you're here, while chii is with dragonfly back in japan.

i wish i had kotoko.

[Nichi]

Granted, but she got lost in the garden ;_;

I wish Evangelion had Domon, from G Gundam, as the main character instead of Shinji

[Chocofreak13]

granted. evangelion's quality is halved, making it just another run-of-the-mill anime.

i wish life wasn't so frustrating.

[Nichi]

Granted. Enjoy a frustrating afterlife -w-

I wish I had psychic powers

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you can make an object the size of a 100-yen coin levitate for 3 seconds before being too worn out to use them again.

i wish i could teleport.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can only use your powers when you're inside a dark, small closet, and can only teleport to similar small, dark closets

I wish I had a rocket lawnchair