Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but it tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Coca-Cola now

I wish I had a Persocom

[Chocofreak13]

granted. he's defective and a tad slow. but you love him anyway. :3

i wish i spoke japanese.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can no longer speak English
(Translation: あなたの願いが付与され、しかし、あなたはもはや英語を話す能力を持っているされていません)

I wish I was a catgirl

[Chocofreak13]

granted. enjoy the litterbox.

i wish i could poof my homework done.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now you can't draw

I wish I could fly

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but now you don't have limbs, only wings.

i wish i had ALL THE BOOKS

[Nichi]

Granted, but your furniture is now replaced with books stacked in a way to resemble the furniture they replaced

I wish I had soup

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's on fire.

i wish i found the correct torrent every time.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it has no seeders

I wish I had the power

[Chocofreak13]

granted. the electric company shuts it off.

i wish i could reverse decisions on facebook.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now even so much as saying "I has cheezburger" is grounds for a flamewar >_<;;

I wish I had cheese

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it has spoiled, which is damn near impossible for cheese to do.

i wish i could correct posts without going back and re-typing.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you have to pay $50 a month to have this power

I wish I had a bento

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it costs you $75, has the portion size of a 5-year-old girl, and isn't microwave safe.

i wish i could refill soda cans by looking at them.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can only refill them with Pepsi

I wish I had a giant robot