Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted. enjoy your new employment as a Chippendale's Dancer.

i wish that no matter how old it was, food was fresh when i put it on my plate.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're unable to use ketchup

I wish I can has cheezburger

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it was eaten by a kitty before being coughed up on your plate.

i wish setsuko didn't die. ;^;

[Nichi]

Granted, but now Ponyo dies in Setsuko's place

I wish there was a crossover between Ronin Warriors and Sailor Moon >w<

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it has a $5 budget and has a deadline of 1 week. enjoy your 3rd-grade piece of crap.

i wish i could materalize all the things i wanted. -w-

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's always in dollfie size

I wish I had a cool cape

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's made of ice.

i wish all the ants were out of the house and dead.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now you have to deal with double the fleas >_<;;;

I wish I lived on my own

[Chocofreak13]

granted. the rent per month is double your monthly salary.

i wish i could work all night.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you end up needing to sleep all day

I wish I wasn't so confused about what time it was right now @_@

[Chocofreak13]

granted. your internal clock is set for the other side of the world from where you are. and it doesn't adjust for daylight savings time.

i wish drinking milk didn't make me sick. :\

[Nichi]

Granted, but now you can't drink Coca-Cola without getting sick

I wish I could stand to drink plain white milk

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you can only drink it when it's sour.

i wish i had a suicune.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it ignores you because it was traded and you lack the needed badges to control it

I wish I had a bagel

[Chocofreak13]

granted. someone pre-chewed it for you.

i wish i had a never-ending, never-flattening can of coke.