Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's in gum. CRAPPY gum.

i wish i could get my skirt back.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's too big for you to wear now

I wish I has a Weighted Companion Cube

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's parked on your foot.

i wish for an antidote to tiredness.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it tastes like coffee

I wish to be a cat -w-

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you're feral.

i wish for softer hands.

[Nichi]

Granted, but they're now made of Play Dough

I wish to screw the rules

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you have a good, long night with those rules, and roll over in the morning to discover that they have made you breakfast and are prepared to drive you to work.

i wish for those t-shirts.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you receive them in dollfie size

I wish I was made of ice, because that would be cool

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you're in texas.

i wish i had retractable wings.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you live in a no-fly zone, and have no way to get to somewhere where you can fly

I wish I had the Wing Cap from Super Mario 64

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but it's a .jpg.

i wish i could transfer stuff i see in my mind onto the computer.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it transfers every thought to your computer and posts it on Twitter / Facebook / etc. >:3

I wish I was Mario

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you have the physical characteristics that mario would have irl. (pot belly, exposure to hazardous plumbing environments, etc.)

i wish [as] would stop making live action shows.

[Nichi]

Granted, but Squidbillies is renewed for another season

I wish I had breasts

[Chocofreak13]

(tbh i wouldn't mind if SB was renewed if it meant the end of delocated >>;;;

granted, but they're cheap sillicone, and while they're fun to squish, you can't find a place on the shelf for them that will keep them away from the cat.

i wish for energy.