Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Bella]

Granted; the world is full of Pokemon, and one day a Snorlax decides to trip and fall on you.

I wish for snowboarding. NAU.

[Chocofreak13]

granted; the world freezes over, leaving you alone to snowboard everywhere in search of food and companionship.

i wish i wasn't so cold.

[Seamore]

Granted, but you end up in mah belly.

I wish for change the world at my will.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, but your will is taken over by a brown-striped innocent little kitten.
Enjoy your world filled with opened tuna cans.


I wish for ketchup rain.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it floods the earth. and the chocolate rain guy makes a song about it. xD


i wish for moar cash.

[stewartsage]

Granted.  Every mugger in the city is alerted.

I wish for sleep

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, you get to sleep for 40 hours straight with nobody else at home to disturb you. Every robber in the city is alerted.



I wish for more CORRUPTION. (not the economic kind, mind you)

[Chocofreak13]

granted; you gain a network of corrupters doing your evil bidding all over the world. however, once the world is corrupted, they, too, become corrupt, and revolt against you.

i wish for cure for the common cold. >:[

[Red-Machine]

Granted.  You invent the cure, distribute it to the world and find out the sample was contaminated because everyone gets syphillis.

I wish I worked at the Social Welfare Agency.  (Little cyborg girl assassins, if you don't know)

[Smokey]

Granted but after a day it is reorganized into an all-male organization...

I wish i had fast internet at my new home

[Red-Machine]

(Damn you, Smokey!)

Granted, but you find it has a 1GB download limit per month.

I wish Asuna Kagurazaka would turn up on my doorstep one day.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, she kicks you in the face yelling that you took negi.

i wish for sayo aisaka to make some friends. :3 (you want a negima! fight, hur? >:3 )

[NejinOniwa]

Sure K, she gets along fine with other ghosts, and thus she drags ol' Yuyuko to the school, who promptly proceeds to BLACKHOLE FUKKEN EVERYTHING. >:3



I wish for a pun so unforgivably bad that someone must be executed for it.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you purchase a sandwich at the beach, but sadly, trip and your tasty treat falls onto said beach. a passerby notices and decides to crack out the gem of "NOW THAT'S A REAL SAND-WICH, HUH? GET IT? SAAAAND-WICH??"

he is dragged off by the gestapo in speedos.


i wish for cure for addictions. :[

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You get entiredly addicted to danmaku shooters, removing all other addictions simply because you don't have time to satisfy them. -w-



I wish for Patchy's hat.