Forum Games: Break a Wish

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Odin Yggdrasil

#330
February 09, 2009, 10:15:19 PM
Granted. However Afghanistan is now a glassy green crater as a result of the atomic wars.

I wish I had a better connection

Smokey

#331
February 10, 2009, 04:43:34 AM
granted, but now your modem craps out every 10KB...

I wish i had a better job...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#332
February 10, 2009, 09:08:12 AM
Granted, it's cleaning dumpsters.

I wish my thumb would stop throbbing and actually type on the keyboard without making me lash out in pain.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Nichi

#333
February 10, 2009, 09:43:51 AM
Granted, but then your thumb falls off. What a bloody mess...

I wish I lived somewhere in Europe so I could watch new episodes of Doctor Who.

NejinOniwa

#334
February 10, 2009, 10:17:56 AM
Granted. Unfortunately the broadcasting channel goes bankrupt, and is replaced by 4kids.



I wish for THE ULTIMATE FLAVORING SAUCE.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#335
February 10, 2009, 11:09:20 AM
Granted. Here, have this bottle of turds.

I wish for food.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#336
February 10, 2009, 04:27:48 PM
Granted. Enjoy your grass, since it's cow food.

I wish I had my own house.

Cockleshell

#337
February 10, 2009, 04:43:59 PM
Granted. Have fun with mortgages and money and the like. P:

I wish for HAWT YURI HENTAI PLZ?
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#338
February 10, 2009, 04:47:59 PM
Granted. It's also Lolicon, and contains a tracking virus the FBI can use to locate and arrest you for child pornography.

I wish I was an Anime character.

Smokey

#339
February 10, 2009, 04:52:02 PM
Granted, you're a hacker in GITS who gets brutally murdered by the Major...

I wish i was a (corrupt, of course) superhero...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Odin Yggdrasil

#340
February 10, 2009, 04:55:29 PM
Granted. However you are very promptly stabbed with Kryptonite, and die a most painful death.

I wish I had a Delorian DMC-12

Smokey

#341
February 10, 2009, 05:00:57 PM
granted, but you're obligated by law to keep and maintain it, and you realize you don't like it... you hate it...

I wish i won the state lottery...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Odin Yggdrasil

#342
February 10, 2009, 05:33:22 PM
Granted.. However after taxes on your winnings, you end up owing the IRS and state government a grand total of $0.10

I wish I had my own business.

Cockleshell

#343
February 10, 2009, 05:42:49 PM
Granted, have control of the stock market.

I wish my hair would clean itself.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#344
February 10, 2009, 06:30:39 PM
Granted. Set your hair on fire. It will only hurt for a minute, but then it will stay as clean as a shiny bald.

I wish I had an easier time meeting people.
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