Forum Games: Break a Wish

NejinOniwa · February 08, 2009, 06:06:42 PM

Granted. Every memory of yours is erased from your mind, and thus you can't percieve it. Grats.

I wish for an insertion in this thread...

Smokey · February 08, 2009, 07:34:54 PM

Granted, but everyone else leaves...

I wish i had a portable Exit...

NejinOniwa · February 09, 2009, 01:44:36 AM

Granted. However, it leads to FESKEKÃ–RKA. Enjoy smelling like fish. ALL THE TIME.

I wish for sudden death.

Smokey · February 09, 2009, 09:23:50 AM

Granted, however, sudden is now agonisingly slow, and it applies to you...

I wish programming on TV didn't suck so much...

Odin Yggdrasil · February 09, 2009, 09:38:43 AM

Granted. All of the world's TV stations are suddenly and simultaneously struck by lightning and destroyed, killing all of the operators and actors. Enjoy your 24/7 Static.

I wish I was a cyborg.

Smokey · February 09, 2009, 09:44:11 AM

Granted, but humanity has come to fear and hate cyborgs...

I wish for a universal translator

NejinOniwa · February 09, 2009, 09:54:16 AM

Granted. Enjoy your BRAIN-EATING FISH INSIDE EAR, dude.

I wish for lots and lots of senbei crackers.

Odin Yggdrasil · February 09, 2009, 04:53:44 PM

Granted, but they make you sneeze saying Shakin every time, and random sinks and heavy objects fall on your head along with numerous other unlucky things.

I wish I had a goddess to hang out with.

CaptBrenden · February 09, 2009, 06:14:05 PM

Ganted, but she is a goddess of pestalince and disease, making her rather nasty, and giving you gods knows what.

I wish, I had, more time.

Odin Yggdrasil · February 09, 2009, 06:24:29 PM

Granted. Time slows down for you in a non-relativistic way, and you end up dying of old age in exactly 10 years because you continued to experience time and age at your present rate while the rest of the world slowed down by 5x. Nobody else noticed either, all they could see was you seeming to move unnaturally fast.

I wish I had the goddess of cookies on my lap.

Smokey · February 09, 2009, 07:41:41 PM

Granted, but she ate tons of cookies for the last three millenia and is very large (250 pounds, like)...

I wish I had a Rolls Royce Merlin (27 Litre V12) engine and a car to put it in... (yes I'm very green;006)

Odin Yggdrasil · February 09, 2009, 08:41:09 PM

Granted. However the engine compartment of the rare Delorian DMC-12 is far too small to hold anything larger than it's stock turbo EFI 6-cylinder. Better luck next time.

I wish I really did have the goddess of cookies on my lap, even if she was big.

Smokey · February 09, 2009, 09:05:28 PM

granted again, and she fulfills your every fantasy, however you're asleep and don't notice anything...

I wish my cat lived exactly as long as i do, and exacty as healthy and virile...

Odin Yggdrasil · February 09, 2009, 09:36:04 PM

Granted. However cats also tend to reproduce quickly to make up for their naturally high death rate, and you end up with your house being completely overrun by cats.

I wish I had a goddess like the goddess of cookies by my side the rest of my life. (Btw so far you've yet to actually corrupt one of my wishes for a goddess of cookies. So what if she's squishy, she's still worth loving.)

Smokey · February 09, 2009, 09:55:13 PM

Granted, but she's a dominating, agressive, jealous woman, who thinks you have an affair with every girl she thinks you're looking at...

I wish i'm far, far away (liek afghanistan, or US) when i become an uncle...

(BTW, my cat's been sterilized... ^_^)