Forum Games: Break a Wish

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Odin Yggdrasil

#300
February 07, 2009, 09:47:21 PM
Granted. You become a supermodel and are shunned by normal society as a total skank.

I wish I had more coins.

NejinOniwa

#301
February 08, 2009, 04:46:29 AM
Granted. They are obsolete aluminium 50-öre coins, which aren't worth crap and can't be used anywhere. 'gratz.




I wish for The Heaviest Subwoofer Ever Made.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#302
February 08, 2009, 10:33:58 AM
Granted, you have a 1,5 ton... 1.6litre diesel powered subwoofer, wich the mythbusters proved was useless...

i wish for my own country...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Odin Yggdrasil

#303
February 08, 2009, 11:31:50 AM
Granted. However the United States of Amerikah invades you suspecting weapons of mass distractions (Your heavily-chested bodyguards), and your country is assimilated by the US as the 51st state.

I wish I had the equipment to colonize the moon.

Smokey

#304
February 08, 2009, 02:00:10 PM
Granted, however, upon arrival, you find that the moon is already heavily colonized by Russia, who are building a second, secret CCCP...

I wish i had a personal battle mech...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

#305
February 08, 2009, 02:01:14 PM
Granted, but it's the size of your hand.

I wish windows wasn't so slow. I just got her today, she's damn slow. -kicks-
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#306
February 08, 2009, 02:10:01 PM
granted, you now have Win3.11, one of the fastest windows-versions there is...

I wish i was a little bit taller...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#307
February 08, 2009, 02:19:59 PM
Granted, now you bump your head on the door every time.

I wish my crap would work on windows because obviously she doesn't wanna do anything... >_>;
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#308
February 08, 2009, 02:35:16 PM
granted, but now your computer fails everytime...

I wish i was a baller...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#309
February 08, 2009, 02:48:42 PM
Granted, but you die. :(

I wish my ear drum didn't just fail
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#310
February 08, 2009, 02:53:10 PM
Granted. But Windows breaks again.

I wish Windows was easier to tame, it's taken me weeks to get Vis-tan to actually cooperate reliably.

Cockleshell

#311
February 08, 2009, 02:59:03 PM
Granted, now every time a virus tries to get in, windows welcomes it with open arms. Have fun with your popups.

I wish Homeko actually worked DirectX right.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#312
February 08, 2009, 03:15:41 PM
granted, but DX now can't handle programs right...

I wish i had a girl, in a minute i would call her...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#313
February 08, 2009, 03:19:41 PM
Granted, but she's a necrophile. Uh oh.

I wish... for my computer to work right. ):
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#314
February 08, 2009, 03:43:40 PM
granted, but you turn into a three year old every time you approach it, thus thrashing the poor thing...

I wish this loop-ish phenomena would end...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^
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