Forum Games: Break a Wish

Started by Justin, June 24, 2008, 01:43:39 PM

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Smokey

Granted but every time you try to open the door, it time-travels 5 mins to the future....

I wish i had a wheel of brie...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Odin Yggdrasil

Granted. But the Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin
Don't know where I'll be tomorrow


I wish I had my own MMORPG to run an official server for.

Smokey

Granted, but for some reason nobody will ever know about it...

I wish i could tell the future...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Odin Yggdrasil

Granted. However you accidentally see your own death one day while playing with your newfound 6th sense because you die in a most horrible manner that cannot be prevented (incurable diseases ftw), you end up losing your sanity and in a drunken rampage have sex with a person who gives you said incurable disease. Thus, you have now tasted firsthand what the power of self-fulfilling prophecy is like.

I wish I COULDN'T make prophecies like that and have them be correct from time to time.

Smokey

Granted, but the times they are correct they are horible, and the rest of the time, insanely boring...

I wish i were good at drawing...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Nichi

Granted, but it's so good it rolls back over into being bad.

I wish I had the 2nd series of Haruhi Suzumiya on DVD before anyone else in the world.

Cockleshell

You get it, but the package is smashed and covered with bird crap.

I wish for a fish, not just any fish, a magical fish.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

Granted, but the health inspector deems it unsafe and confiscates it to be destroyed...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

You didn't make a wish.
BANG

I wish for a trout of doubt.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

(aaah, crap!)
Granted, but you start doubting that it´s really a trout of doubt, instead of a doubting trout, or even a trout, wich ruins it for you and you end up having it eaten by doubting cats...

I wish my keyboard a cted normally again...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

Granted. However this normality is outdated, making it act like a keyboard from the 80's.



I wish I had one of those freaky, circular Mac mouse, for who knows what reason.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Nichi

Granted, but the button is messed up so it only worked half of the time.

I wish I was a Time Lord. That would be awesome

Cockleshell

Granted, but you mess up time and the universe ceases to exist.

I wish I had a windows computer.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

Yea- ah- mnaeh- gaeh...

...no, you don't. ಠ_ಠ


I wish I could make THIS ಠ_ಠ face. Like, ASCII plastered all over my face.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

Granted BUT YOU'RE PULLED INTO THE COMPUTER OH SHI-

I wish my head would stop hurting.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.