Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

(still acceptable. -w- )

Granted, they're really Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans in Barf Flavour.

I wish my room was like a bag of holding in that i never ran out of space.

[Nichi]

Granted, Your room is now a giant sleeping bag of holding; which, while making it portable, unfortunately also makes it very hard to get out of as it lacks a bathroom, plus you have to keep a stock of Coke.

I wish I had the skills to digitally remaster songs when a higher quality version isn't avaliable

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but the new remastered song doesn't work on any media player/platform.

I wish that when I wished for something, it wasn't broken in the process.

[Chocofreak13]

Granted. the Universe collapses.

I wish i could transfer my pain to other people. -w-

[Nichi]

Granted. It's transferred to my boss; who ends up becoming hard to deal with as a result

I wish I could make a nice cup of coffee tea

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it burns you alive.

i wish all ants across the globe would die.

[Simonorged]

granted, all the animals who rely on them as a food source suffer

I wish I had the ability to wish food into existence so that the texture and taste are exact.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it's carcinogenic.

i wish my bag of holding was an actual bag of holding.

[Nichi]

Granted. Unfortunately, it ends up getting damaged, causing it to explode; sending the entire contents of it flying in every direction

I wish I had a Miku plushie

[Chocofreak13]

granted. she comes to life at night and does bad things to you. bad, BAAAAD things.

i wish i could wave my hand over broken items and they'd be fixed, much like Hermionie in Harry Potter did with Harry's Glasses.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it doesn't work on glass for whatever reason

I wish I could power me car on cardboard boxes

[Chocofreak13]

granted, the fuselage catches on fire from the kindling you've been throwing into it.

i wish my plushies were alive.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now you can't :[

I wish my horse was amazing

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it is, and reality collapses from the lack of sense in this thread.

i wish i could extract data from my iphone my a wave of my hand and waft it upward like a jellyfish, then deposit the little electric ghost onto my hard drive with another flick of the wrist.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it only has a 50\50 success rate

I wish I was ME-tan