Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you are hired by the men who stare at goats and they pay you like crap.

i wish my dad died and left a big fat insurance policy.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's in Rupees; meaning your money is useless outside of Hyrule

I wish there was a local FedEx office I could go to, so I could pick up my package

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's a sexy FedEx, so it's not quite the package you were looking for.

i wish i had a complete collection of Twins books.

[Simonorged]

Granted, they're written in Chinese.

I wish I had a 64 terabyte harddrive

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's one of those ones from the chinese market.

i wish i could freeze time.

[Simonorged]

Granted, but now you can't un freeze it, you're stuck walking an endless world of silence and lonelyness.

I wish I could say the right things all the time and mean them.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you get promoted into the high ranks of a company and spend your life working for the man. you die of heart failure due to hypertension at age 53 with gray, thinning hair and a severely wrinkled brow.

i wish i could translate things as they are being said.

[Simonorged]

Granted, you're mute

I wish I didn't have the capability for health issues.

[Nichi]

Granted. You're a robot now

I wish there was an Arby's in town

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it gives everyone who so much as walks in the door food poisoning.

i wish that whenever i needed manga supplies i just had to click a button and they'd be sent to me free of charge.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it takes 2 weeks to arrive and turns out to be a box of no-name dollar store markers

I wish I could race against my friends on Rainbow Road

[Chocofreak13]

granted, a glitch in the game sends all of us flying off into space in random directions, never to be seen again.

i wish i had enough energy to focus.

[Nichi]

Granted. Now you're so full of energy that you find yourself still unable to focus; as you suddenly have an urge to run a marathon while listening to Eye of the Tiger

I wish I could get free ice cream

[Chocofreak13]

IT'S THE, EYYE OF THE TIIIGEER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIIGHT

granted, it's all "used", if you catch my drift.

i wish i could sing any song i hear from memory.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you require someone to play the song to trigger your memories of it

I wish I had a bag of jelly babies