Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted. Suddenly you're a celebrity, and now nobody is capable of leaving you alone; as you're surrounded by cameras at all times

I wish I had a RAM upgrade

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's cheap chinese shit that breaks within a week of installing.

i wish i had better skin.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now you have problems with your hair

I wish I had a bathroom I could play baseball in

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you hit a home run right into the porcelean claw-foot tub and break it. way to go.

i wish it was possible to sk'doo into paintings the way they do on blue's clues. :0

[Nichi]

Granted, but your power is limited only to paintings from little-known artists

I wish my laptop had a second screen, like a DS

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it's dead.

i wish windows 8 didn't exist.

[Nichi]

Granted, but in the process it takes both editions of Windows 98 with it for having "8" in their names

I wish I could attach my soul to a plushie

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it gets stuck. ENJOY LIFE AS A POLTERGEIST

i wish that the weapon/meister system existed and that we were all students at DWMA.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're in a different class than the cast of Soul Eater; so you only occasionally run into them in the halls

I wish there was such a thing as a boarding school to learn how to play a children's card game

[Chocofreak13]

(still awesome. and there's such thing as a transfer. -w- )

granted, the uniforms are too tight for you so every time you move your pants/shirt rips.

i wish i could go to tokyo and tower over everyone. xD

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're too tall to get into any of the stores ;_;

I wish I didn't have to go to work

[Chocofreak13]

granted. pizza hut doesn't exist and you need to do job hunting again.

i wish i wasn't so tired.

[Nichi]

Granted. Now you find yourself unable to relax

I wish I had some tea

[Simonorged]

Granted, it tastes horrid and you're allergic to it.

I wish I had a burrito.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's a glass and lemon juice burrito.

i wish this bag of bordeaux cookies was bottomless.