Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Simonorged]

granted. the bike, the chain, and the bike rack get stolen by scrappers.

Damn it, not again!
Wait, what was the wish here?

[Chocofreak13]

i wish that when i forget to write a wish/item/wwyp, it would write one in automatically.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's nonsensical

I wish STEAK BE AFRAIDED

[Simonorged]

granted, you're the one afraid.

I searched  STEAK BE AFRAIDED and that's what popped up
I wish I had a collection on all the books I'd ever read.
(I seriously can't remember the name of one of the best ones.)

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but they're all bootleg copies from china. enjoy your crash course in mandarin~

i wish i didn't have dry eye.

[Simonorged]

granted, now you have pink eye.

I wish I could meet people on the internet, in the internet, in person.

[Nichi]

Granted. They're secretly Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC; who then has you arrested on charges of pedophilia (Basically, my mom was right)

I wish I had a smaller body

[Simonorged]

granted, now your a mini-moi.

I wish for rubies.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but the grant fairy mixes up some letters, so now you have rabies.

i wish i had special eyes.

[Nichi]

Granted. You now have Changeling's Eyes as a character flaw

I wish we could continue our Changeling game :\

[Chocofreak13]

(YESSSSSSSSS)

granted, but only two people show up and i have 5 minutes to put together some semblance of a plot, so it sucks so bad we never speak of it again.

i wish i could take things from the future and bring them to the past, knowledge included (future driver's license + driving knowledge = get!).

[Nichi]

Granted. Everyone thinks you have a fake ID

I wish I could found a bag of Sour Patch jelly beans

[Chocofreak13]

granted, they're all tainted with cynaide.

i wish that i had a mobile hot spot wired into my purse.

[Nichi]

Granted. I swap our purses around and pretend nothing happened >w>;;

I wish I had a soda fountain in my room

[Chocofreak13]

granted. all it dispenses is Black Cherry Lime from Recess.

i wish every plushie i got transformed into its human counterpart when it came to live with me. -w-