Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted. You're a ghost now

I wish I had a taco

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted, but it is made with any kind of food you don't like...

I wish for Porld Weace

[Chocofreak13]

(@pent: yay!)

granted. a man named Porld Wease shows up at your door.

i wish i could control the minds of others.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but it only works at a 20 ft radius

I wish they stopped remastering moves and focused on 80's cartoons

[Nichi]

Granted. They ignore Thundercats, Transformers, and other stuff people actually care about in favor of stuff like The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo

I wish I could erase Melanie Bush from the Doctor Who timeline entirely

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you go too far and erase the remaining past seasons along with it, much like the BBC did with the original tapes of the first seasons. prepare to be hunted by packs of angry nerds.

i wish i could procure funding for a hotel room in the form of people.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you end up with people who snore as loudly as my grandma. Enjoy not sleeping well

I wish I could go to an anime convention

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but it's overrun by Hollywood guys like that time in the Cleveland show
[EDIT] I wish I hadn't forgotten to add the I wish part

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but for the next 3 weeks all your posts end up in random places. SUDDENLY, PORN IN THE WEATHER THREAD

I WISH LIFE WAS A SILENT MOVIE

[Nichi]

Granted, but you end up injuring yourself because your vision is frequently blacked out for a card showing what people around you are saying

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my hands

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but the universe becomes dbz 4 you

I wish physics lwas were cheese

[Chocofreak13]

(@pent: granted, but it backfires and shoots you in the eye.)

granted. everything gets a nice nachoey coating as it drifts away into the sky.

i wish someone would fund a stage play of Lolita complete with operatic musical numbers and top-notch broadway cast, and that i was there to see on opening night.

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted but goes Hamlet on ya! (Every try gets tons of troubles)

I wish All my city's streets were repaved properly

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but all the water mains fail.

i wish all my coloured pencils were back to their original state.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but you can't sharpen them now

I wish KOF would return