Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but it was from a golden goose that is now dead, so everyone who knew about it wants to kill you.

i wish i could make people cease to exist just by thinking about it. ^^

[Nichi]

Granted, but it works on people with a Q in their name

I wish I could grow wings

[Chocofreak13]

granted.

i wish life sucked less.

[Nichi]

Granted. Life now blows

I wish I had cake

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but the factory accidentally adds a dangerous chemical to their cake supply/

I wish I could touch wasps without getting stung.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but now they like you so much they won't leave you alone. enjoy your new life as "the bee man".

i wish i could sit cross-legged/seiza for as long as i wanted without my legs getting numb.

[Simonorged]

Granted, but they get stuck instead

I wish there was no such thing as insults or the feeling of being insulted.

[Nichi]

Granted. Everybody is annoyed for no reason

I wish every jump was like an adventure

[Simonorged]

Granted, but any one of the jumps could kill you.

I wish love didn't hurt so much.

[Nichi]

Granted. Love now stinks

I wish I had a storage building that's bigger on the inside

[Simonorged]

Granted but they close down the mall to do so.

I wish that I had a destroy everything button.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but the driver file requires Windows Blazengah 430
I wish for ALARMCLK.EXE

[Nichi]

Granted. You never get any sleep because you have no idea how to turn it off

(@Simon: The mall closes down? No big loss; it's been dead since the '90s)

I wish I knew how to replace the engine in my truck

[Simonorged]

Granted but you don't have a truck anymore

I wish people would debate more than argue

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but EVERY discussion in your life turns into a debate, from what to watch on tv to what music you're listening to right now.

i wish i could be free of earthly binds.