Why?

Nichi · January 15, 2013, 12:38:41 PM

He always does because he really likes it here

Chocofreak13 · January 15, 2013, 03:52:10 PM

he really likes it here because people feed him.

Simonorged · January 16, 2013, 07:15:01 AM

They feed him because if they didn't he'd eat them.

Chocofreak13 · January 16, 2013, 11:29:36 AM

he'd eat them because he lacks self-control.

Simonorged · January 16, 2013, 12:48:43 PM

He lacks self control because its not in his programing

Nichi · January 16, 2013, 12:52:19 PM

It's not in his programming because the developers were lazy

Chocofreak13 · January 16, 2013, 12:53:58 PM

the developers were lazy because writing code is really hard, man.... >>;

Nichi · January 16, 2013, 01:01:33 PM

Writing code is really hard because it's a form of rocket science

Simonorged · January 16, 2013, 01:35:22 PM

It's a form of rocket science because it helped make them.

Chocofreak13 · January 16, 2013, 06:35:16 PM

it helped make them because it owed them a favour.

Simonorged · January 23, 2013, 07:09:53 AM

It owed them a favor because they saved it's home planet

Nichi · January 23, 2013, 09:28:38 AM

They saved its home planet because they kept their bottlecap collection there

Simonorged · January 23, 2013, 09:57:07 AM

they kept their bottle cap collection there because they were afraid it would get stolen

alfonso_rd_30 · January 23, 2013, 11:00:10 AM

they were afraid it would get stolen because bottle caps are the most valuable material in the world...

Chocofreak13 · January 23, 2013, 11:53:18 AM

bottlecaps are the most valuable material in the world because there are so many different kinds. (GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL!)