Why?

[Chocofreak13]

it was Zen because it was a buddhist zoo.

[Nichi]

It was a Buddhist zoo because Sprout Tower was down the street
Where elf trainers go to practice Buddhism </pokenam>

[Chocofreak13]

Sprout Tower was down the street because it really WAS a small world after all.

[Nichi]

It really WAS a small world after all because they were living in a Game Boy game

[Chocofreak13]

They were living in a game boy game because the linx games were old and crumbling.

[Nichi]

The Lynx games where old and crumbling because Atari made them out of old cookie dough

[Chocofreak13]

aTaRi mAdE tHeM oUt oF oLd cOoKiE dOuGh bEcAuSe tHe pRiCe fOr pLaStIcS wAs aT aN aLl tImE hIgH.

[Nichi]

The price for plastics was at an all time high because Dr. Insano has cornered the market on plastics

[Chocofreak13]

dR. iNsAnO hAd cOrNeRed tHe mArKeT oN pLaStIcS bEcAuSe hE wAs tHe oNlY oNe wItH tHe sUpPlIeS tO mAkE tHeM.

[Nichi]

He was the only one with the supplies to make them because the others lacked sufficient science to make the supplies

[Chocofreak13]

tHe oThErS lAcKeD tHe sCiEnCe tO mAkE tHe sUpPlIeS bEcAuSe tHeY wEnT tO aN iNfErIoR sChOoL.

[Nichi]

They went to an inferior school because their parents were too cheap to pay for anything nicer

[Chocofreak13]

tHeir pArEnTs wErE tOo cHeAp tO pAy fOr aNyThInG nIcEr bEcAuSe tHeY gReW uP pOoR.

[Nichi]

They grew up poor because their parents where compulsive gamblers

[Chocofreak13]

their parents WERE compulsive gamblers because they were raised in a casino.