Why?

[Chocofreak13]

advertising works because peoples' minds are easily molded.

[Nichi]

Peoples' minds are easily molded because their brains are made of Play-Dough

[Chocofreak13]

their brains are made of play-dough because it was the only material that was the proper colour.

[Nichi]

It was the only material of proper color because the craft store was closed that day

[Chocofreak13]

the craft store was closed that day because there was a death in the family.

[Nichi]

There was a death in the family because the store owner's brother was reenacting stunts from Jackass

[Chocofreak13]

the store owner's brother was reenacting stunts from jackass because he didn't have a proper outlet for his excess energy.

[Nichi]

He didn't have a proper outlet for his excess energy because he had a boring office job

[Chocofreak13]

he had a boring office job because he didn't pay attention in school.

[Nichi]

He didn't pay attention in school because he'd always sleep through the lectures

[Chocofreak13]

He'd always sleep through the lectures because he was kept up all night by caring for his family.

[Nichi]

He was kept up all night by caring for his family because his wife was lazy

[Chocofreak13]

his wife was lazy because she was an MTV teen mom wannabe.

[Nichi]

She was an MTV teen mom wannabe because she wants to be on Jersey Shore

[Chocofreak13]

She wants to be on Jersey Shore because she's a media whore who doesn't care what she's on.