Why?

[Nichi]

Karma prevented it because he stuck gum under his desk in school

[Chocofreak13]

He stuck gum under his desk at school because it was nicotine gum that he chewed all the time.

[Nichi]

It was the nicotine gum he chewed all the time because he doesn't like Doublemint gum

[Chocofreak13]

he doesn't like doublemint gum because the doublemint twins give him nightmares.

[Nichi]

The Doublemint Twins give him nightmares because he finds them creepy

[Chocofreak13]

he finds them creepy because he's secretly gay.

[Nichi]

He's secretly gay because he likes Twilight

[Nichi]

Bleach. Yay for Toonami! >w<

[Chocofreak13]

(wrong thread, dude)

He likes twilight because it was all he had to read while he was in prison.

[Nichi]

(I was sleepy last night, and mistook this for "Whts playing?" ^_^;;; )

He had to read while he was in prison because it was the only way to pass the time

[Chocofreak13]

it was the only way to pass the time because he was in solitary confinement.

[Nichi]

He was in solitary confinement because he was caught stealing duct tape from Lowe's

[Chocofreak13]

he was caught stealing duct tape from lowe's because he decided to go for the fancy stuff.

(you know, someday i want to compile this into a book. xD)

[Nichi]

He decided to go for the fancy stuff because he wanted to make his car stand out

(That would be awesome xD)

[Chocofreak13]

he wanted to make his car stand out because he was trying to impress the locals.