Why?

[Chocofreak13]

he hated saurkraut because he was allergic.

[Nichi]

He was allergic because of medicine he was taking

[Chocofreak13]

he was allergic because of the medicine he was taking because it was a high-dose placebo.

[Nichi]

It was a high dose placebo because his doctor is a quack

[Chocofreak13]

the doctor was a quack because he comes from a long line of psuedo-science practicing ducks.

[Nichi]

He comes from a long line of psuedo-science practicing ducks because he didn't want to become the next DJ Quack-Quack

[Chocofreak13]

he didn't want to become the next DJ Quack-Quack because he felt it would dishonour his family.

[Nichi]

He felt it would dishonor his family because his great grandfather was the Disco Duck

[Chocofreak13]

His great grandfather was the disco duck because his great grandmother was a goose whore. >>;

[Nichi]

His great grandmother was a goose whore because she needed to pay her overdue library books

[Chocofreak13]

she needed to pay her overdue library books because she couldn't return them.

[Nichi]

She couldn't return them because the drop box was broken

[Chocofreak13]

the drop box was broken because leroy jenkins was stuck inside it.

[Nichi]

Leroy Jenkins was stick inside it because he blindly charged in

[Chocofreak13]

he blindly charged in because he's leroy jenkins.