Why?

Nichi · May 08, 2012, 09:41:43 AM

It was 13 inches wide because every other size was sold out

Chocofreak13 · May 08, 2012, 11:06:40 AM

every other size was sold out because he bought it the day after black friday.

Nichi · May 08, 2012, 12:31:12 PM

He bought it the day after Black Friday because he won the lotto

Chocofreak13 · May 08, 2012, 12:57:56 PM

he won the lotto because he was a compulsive gambler.

Nichi · May 08, 2012, 03:11:02 PM

He was a compulsive gambler because he was terrible at saving money

Chocofreak13 · May 08, 2012, 04:49:04 PM

he was terrible at saving money because his father wasn't around to teach him.

Nichi · May 08, 2012, 05:34:51 PM

His father wasn't around to teach him because his father was on a journey to become the very best

Chocofreak13 · May 08, 2012, 05:35:38 PM

His father was on a journey to become the very best because his father was secretly Giovanni.

Nichi · May 08, 2012, 06:41:01 PM

His father was secretly Giovanni because he wanted to keep home and work separate

Chocofreak13 · May 08, 2012, 07:16:36 PM

he wanted to keep home and work seperate because he had seen what damage not doing so can do.

Nichi · May 09, 2012, 08:20:29 AM

He has seen what damage not doing so can do because he read books about it

Chocofreak13 · May 09, 2012, 12:05:26 PM

he read books about it because he was well educated.

Nichi · May 09, 2012, 05:24:21 PM

He was well educated because he went to a high-end boarding school

Chocofreak13 · May 09, 2012, 09:55:01 PM

he went to a high-end boarding school because his parents didn't want to deal with him.

Nichi · May 09, 2012, 10:32:15 PM

His parents didn't want to deal with him because he hated sauerkraut