Why?

Nichi · May 26, 2011, 10:12:47 PM

It was the only sports team they could get on to because they where terrible at chess

Chocofreak13 · May 26, 2011, 10:13:32 PM

They were terrible at chess because they had donated their brains to science.

Nichi · May 27, 2011, 07:56:36 PM

They donated their brains to science because they where given $60 to do so

Chocofreak13 · May 27, 2011, 08:11:58 PM

They were given $60 to do so because the place down the street only offered $50.

Nichi · May 27, 2011, 09:23:21 PM

The place down the street only offered $50 because the extra $10 is used to pay for gold-painted paperweights

Chocofreak13 · May 27, 2011, 09:51:37 PM

The extra $10 is used to pay for gold-painted paperweights because the owner can't resist the bling.

Nichi · May 27, 2011, 10:10:20 PM

The owner can't resist the bling because he loves shiny objects

Chocofreak13 · May 27, 2011, 10:48:47 PM

He loves shiny objects because his mother was a crow.

Nichi · May 27, 2011, 11:17:36 PM

His mother was a crow because his father was Birdman

Chocofreak13 · May 27, 2011, 11:46:35 PM

His father was Birdman because his grandpa was an Attorney at Law.

Nichi · May 28, 2011, 08:23:56 AM

His grandpa was an Attorney at Law because he likes watching Law & Order

Chocofreak13 · May 28, 2011, 08:35:46 PM

He likes watching Law and Order because it's the only show he gets on his tv.

Nichi · May 28, 2011, 09:22:31 PM

It's the only show he gets on his TV because the V-chip locked out everything else

Chocofreak13 · May 29, 2011, 03:15:39 PM

The V-chip locked out everything else because his mom was overprotective.

Nichi · May 29, 2011, 03:37:19 PM

His mom was overprotective because she was extremely opinionated about television