Why?

Nichi · May 08, 2011, 05:42:15 PM

They needed the vast oil reserves under the polar bears' butts because they hadn't been upgraded to be powered by alcohol, like Bender

Chocofreak13 · May 09, 2011, 12:23:32 AM

They hadn't been upgraded to be powered by Alcohol because they came from a sober planet.

Nichi · May 09, 2011, 06:14:53 AM

They come from a sober planet because Ninja Cybermen stole all the booze

Chocofreak13 · May 09, 2011, 08:57:45 PM

Ninja Cybermen stole all the booze to give to Bender the Great.

Nichi · May 09, 2011, 10:07:52 PM

They give to Bender the Great so they don't have to bite his glorious golden ass

Chocofreak13 · May 10, 2011, 11:44:48 AM

They didn't want to bite his glorious golden ass because all that glitters was hemorrhoids.

Nichi · May 10, 2011, 03:19:52 PM

All that glitters was hemorrhoids because he misused duct tape

Chocofreak13 · May 10, 2011, 04:21:16 PM

He misued duct tape because no one taught him the proper way.

Nichi · May 10, 2011, 05:42:20 PM

No one taught him the proper way because they where too busy having a Microsoft Hearts LAN Party

Chocofreak13 · May 10, 2011, 07:22:37 PM

They were too busy having a Microsoft Hearts LAN Party because Bill Gates was in town.

Nichi · May 10, 2011, 08:23:55 PM

Bill Gates was in town because he wanted to promote that Windows 3.11 is now available for the Xbox 360

Chocofreak13 · May 11, 2011, 07:11:49 PM

He wanted to promote that 3.1 is now available for the 360 because he secretly always had a loli fetish

Nichi · May 11, 2011, 08:28:41 PM

He secretly had a loli fetish because he is Pedobear in disguise

Chocofreak13 · May 11, 2011, 09:42:01 PM

He is pedobear in disguise because pedobear had to go underground after the "Loli in Charge" scandal.

Nichi · May 11, 2011, 10:20:32 PM

Pedobear had to go underground after the "Loli in Charge" scandal because of an army of lolis riding on sharks as big as Jaws coming to kill him