Why?

[Nichi]

Navon du Sandau loved chess because it's like Disgaea...without the exploding penguins

[Chocofreak13]

Chess is like Disgaea (without the exploding penguins) because both exploit military-like strategies.

[Nichi]

Both exploit military-like strategies because it's more interesting than C-SPAN

[Chocofreak13]

it's more interesting than c-span because anything is more interesting than c-span.

[Nichi]

Anything is more interesting than C-SPAN because they don't have bacon

[Chocofreak13]

They don't have bacon because they ate it all (providing potential for massive heart attacks).

[Pitkin]

They ate it all because any leftovers would've gone bad by the following day.

[Nichi]

Any leftovers would've gone bad by the following day because a mad scientist will turn them into evil bacon

[NejinOniwa]

A mad scientist would turn them into bacon because Hououin Kyouma is out of bananas.

[Chocofreak13]

Hououin Kyouma is out of bananas because
Monkey ate them all.

[Pitkin]

Monkey ate them all for he's a fan of fair trade bananas.

[Chocofreak13]

He's a fan of fair trade bananas because they were sold at his school.

[Nichi]

They were sold at his school because they needed to raise money to purchase an 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button

[Chocofreak13]

They needed to purchase an 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button for the Barrage Button Song.

[Nichi]

The Barrage Button Song, because they like to mash buttons