Why?

[Nichi]

The Magistrate had just made the new holiday because they where bored and wanted to make a new holiday

[Chocofreak13]

They were bored and made a new holiday because all their games had burned up in a fire.

[Nichi]

All their games had burned up in a fire because the ghosts of alligators played with matches

[Chocofreak13]

The ghosts of alligators played with matches because Smokey the Bear was too busy to stop them.

[Nichi]

Smokey the Bear was too busy to stop them because he was trying to jump-start his car using potatoes

[Chocofreak13]

He was trying to jump start his car using potatoes because no batteries were available.

[Nichi]

No batteries where available because they're being used to power an overclocked Game Gear

[Chocofreak13]

They were being used to power an overclocked Game Gear because the convention was going on (and a pile of nerds were playing).

[Nichi]

The convention was going on because of some guys trying to get Half-Life 2 to run on a Commodore 64

[Chocofreak13]

Some guys were trying to run Half-Life 2 on a Commodore 64 because the Amiga was broken. ;^;

[Nichi]

The Amiga was broken because somebody used the CD drive as a cup holder

[Chocofreak13]

Somebody used the cd drive as a cupholder because they were multitasking and needed the space.

[Nichi]

They where multitasking and needed the space because they needed room for the chess board

[Pitkin]

They needed room for the chess board because it was part of the plot needed to catch Navon du Sandau's attention.

[Chocofreak13]

It was part of the plot because Navon du Sandau loved chess.