The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

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Cockleshell

#975
February 11, 2009, 09:29:54 PM
OMFG, YOU KILLED KENNY!

I insert a bowl.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#976
February 11, 2009, 09:37:19 PM
You get drunk tens...

I insert a minivan...or two...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#977
February 11, 2009, 09:39:30 PM
You get hail.

I insert minivan-size hail.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#978
February 12, 2009, 12:12:28 AM
You get an entire village, bombed to smithereens...but the people there are already all dead, having slaughtered each other with axes...heads everywhere...TEHEHE ^_^



I insert Hanyuu~.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#979
February 12, 2009, 07:20:39 AM
You get pushed away by me, because the machine wanted to give you Yui Horie...

I insert a cruise...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Nichi

#980
February 12, 2009, 09:17:08 AM
You get Tom Cruise, who is now jumping on your couch.

I insert Van Halen

Smokey

#981
February 12, 2009, 09:47:58 AM
You get Wagner...

I insert Rise of Nations...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Odin Yggdrasil

#982
February 12, 2009, 06:31:24 PM
You get Age of Mythology.

*inserts Vis-tan*

Cockleshell

#983
February 12, 2009, 06:36:13 PM
You get a BSOD.

I insert a vibrator.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#984
February 12, 2009, 06:41:43 PM
You get a happy 2k-tan


I insert my hope that i will be able to play those games in Win7...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Odin Yggdrasil

#985
February 12, 2009, 06:47:47 PM
You get a Multivibrator.

*inserts facepalm macro*

Cockleshell

#986
February 12, 2009, 06:49:44 PM
You get a footbutt.

I insert 4chan.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#987
February 12, 2009, 06:57:28 PM
You get a bucket of manure...

I insert a ray of sunlight flling over the white sheets a beautiful woman lies under...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Odin Yggdrasil

#988
February 12, 2009, 07:05:50 PM
You pull the sheets back and prepare to dive into the woman of your fantasy... and do a faceplant on her bulging stomach and wake up shocked to learn she weighs over 500 lbs because she ate all the snacks that normal vending machines have in them.

*inserts IOU*

Smokey

#989
February 12, 2009, 07:23:23 PM
You get mortgaged...

I insert a cash vaporizer...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^
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