The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Cockleshell]

You get a puff of smoke.

I insert a rooster.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a message from the Admins that YOU'VE BEEN A BAD USER NOW COCKLE



I insert the Start Orb.

[Cockleshell]

You get a BSOD and a message that the BSOD has failed.

I insert a computer fan.

OSHI- how have I been bad?

[NejinOniwa]

You get a clone of yourself. With a severe mental disease of your own choice. What'll it be then, Cockle-san? ^_^


I insert nosebleed. 4 litres.

[Cockleshell]

HEYHEYHEY back up. I have ADHD IRL.

You get EXTREME PR0NZ

I insert a popup.

[NejinOniwa]

You get OHMYFUCKINGGAWDTHEYREAPPEARINGALLOVERMYSCREENANDITSFILLINGUPLIKEOHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*choke*



I insert KNEE FETISH. (!?)

[Cockleshell]

You hear a clank and get a 404 fetish not found.

I insert a foot fetish (!)

[NejinOniwa]

You get trampled by the machine, and then a 400$ tab pops out.


I insert ARCHER FETISH.

[Cockleshell]

You get stabbed. By arrows.

I insert a COMPUTER FETISH-- oh wait most of us have that

[NejinOniwa]

You get a keyboardXmouse yaoi doujinshi.



I insert DESPAIR...

[Cockleshell]

You get HAPPINESS

I insert keyboardxmouse yaoi doujinshi.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a crappy, over-censored yuri pseudo-hentai FANFIC.



I insert a dead puppy...

[Cockleshell]

You get a turd.

I insert a macbook air.

[NejinOniwa]

you get the P-P-P-POWERBOOK!


I insert the worst smell of all time.

[Cockleshell]

You get a flower that emits the worst smell of all time.

I insert AN IDEAAAAA