The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Nichi]

You get one really big chicken

I put in a TARDIS

[NejinOniwa]

You get eaten by a lump of hungry spacetime.





I put in a Men in Black II Blu-ray disc.

[CaptBrenden]

You get the Men in Black II HD-DVD... hope you got a player...


I put in FEMA.

[NejinOniwa]

(I have absolutely no idea what that is, so...)
You get a beaver on a stick. Merry Christmas, Cappy.




I put in an invoice...

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a FEMA impound on your car, they need it to transport relief supplies to the areas affected by the recent blizzards. Blame World of Warcraft.


*inserts Drunken, Drug-addicted 2003 server-tan *

[VonDaab]

You get Alcohol marinated fish steak, served with hallicugenic mushrooms.



I put in... Charles Robert Darwin.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a pirated dvd of "Saving Private Ryan". The case is broken.



I put in a malfunctioning Windows XP Installation Disk...

[CaptBrenden]

you get microsoft customer service telling you you should just upgrade already.

I put in treefiddy

[NejinOniwa]

You get a horde of farmers.




I put in *sigh* world of WoWcraft...

[CaptBrenden]

you get a medal of honor for saving hundreds of thousands of people who were destroying their lives


I put in a wacom tablet

[NejinOniwa]

You get a strange sound from the machine, which stops and chunks a bit. Then after some noises, a scribble comes out. It's goatse.




I put in Ò‰

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a cracked disc for Ubuntu Linux.

*inserts Death Star*

[NekOSaka]

You get many lost hands...

I put in every man's secret admiration of David Hasselhoff

[NejinOniwa]

You get Chuck Norris with a hairy chest and a mask...
THAT'S HIS TRUE IDENTITY.



I put in Hans Zimmer...

[Nichi]

You get a Laser Cat (The kind that can shoot lasers out of their mouths). Enjoy

I put in a blank DVD-R