The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a blackened hard drive that OSX-tan sat on.

*inserts USB key marked "Vista compatible*

[NejinOniwa]

extort vista ultimate license.



I put in a whole room of high-school boys playing Counter-Strike during lunch break...

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a very serious amount of internet lag.

*inserts Vista-compatible network card*

[NejinOniwa]

You get picture of yourself...and as we all know, you're definitely not certified for Windows Mil- i mean, Vista.



I put in Doctor Salene's heart...

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a cake.
The cake is a lie.

*inserts Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device*

[guyveroz]

You get a computer running GlaDOS.

I put in a CD of Still Alive

[Nichi]

You get an old single of Surfin' Bird (The bird's the word, you know)

I put in Thanksgiving leftovers from 5 years ago.

[NejinOniwa]

You get leftovers from MY last meal...and you who that was. Try handling that paradox, you!



I put in an LP with KC & The Sunshine Band's classic Shake your booty.

[CaptBrenden]

you get a chest of cursed pirate booty



I put in what I get out of it.  Try figurin that one out

[NejinOniwa]

You get 4chan /po/'s 10M GET...if that EVER happens.



I put in *censored*.

[CaptBrenden]

You get someone out of the witness protection program

I put in a shrubery

[Nichi]

You get The Knights who say "Ni".

I put in a wet paper bag

[VonDaab]

You get a Wet Cardboard Box. Take good care of it.



I put in a Super Mario sprite made of Lego's.

[CaptBrenden]

you get a little kid with legos up his nose humming the mario theam song


I put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up....

....Then put it in the vending machine.

[NejinOniwa]

You get limestone bricks. A wall of them. Between you and the machine. It is now inaccessible.


I put in a quadruple paradox...